DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He'd probably sound more genuinely pissed if this actually happened, but then again I'm not sure he can actually do anything more than his usualy monotone smugness.

[mad bum]

>How could my heckin blue city be subjected to crime
Jacks are not cheap, and easily worth more than a tire.

[rabidtictac]

>How could my heckin blue city be subjected to crime
Jacks are not cheap, and easily worth more than a tire.

That's the part of the story that makes no sense. On the other hand, the jack being there in the photo makes perfect sense if DSP is the one who jacked up his car to stage that picture. I mean, what else is he gonna do? Put a cinder block there? Dumb nigga probably doesn't even have a cinder block or a block of wood. Because the way he has to take the photo, he can't crop out the jack while still showing the car. So he has to make up this lie about the criminal leaving behind a car jack that's worth more than the wheel they stole.

The other theory going around is Khet got a flat tire and drove on it until the wheel collapsed. So now DSP has to buy a new wheel but he's lying about why. It would explain why the car is parked so fucking poorly in the photo DSP took with the tire missing. Cause her tire fucking assploded and she had to pull into any space she could find.

If she were parking like normal for her daily job, she wouldn't have parked so badly. She's taking 2 spots, easy, and you just don't do that in the parking lot where you work. People could complain and it could get back to her boss. Parking that way for an emergency or a 3 AM convenience store stop? Yeah, sure.

It's a photo of his car, but that doesn't prove anything about whether or not his story is true.

Proving the car is his (2nd photo was posted by DSP himself, 1st photo is a candid from a while ago) does prove that Khet is now obese.

[Kugelfisch]

Can't wait to see a current picture of her that is in focus. Massive keks will be had!

[Complicity]

Khet is now obese.

[Kugelfisch]

>posting the terrible jew nigger version

[Complicity]

Oh shit i forgot it was a cover.
Here you go:

[Kugelfisch]

The original has drums. Scarfbearer doesn't.

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[rabidtictac]

Apparently the car jack is even a toyota one. I didn't notice or know enough about jacks to catch that.

[Le Redditeur]

I swear, this pig has the dumbest, most contrived "drama" happening around him. But whatever better fleecces the paypigs, I guess.