DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Le Redditeur]

Only Phil could catch a small ban from saying knickers.

He didn't really say it, he jumbled his already slurred speech into it. That's why they reverted the ban so quickly. Even it was some sort of Freudian slip, the fact is that it didn't make any sense for him to say "nigger" in that context (he wasn't rambling about Tevin, for example). It was a funny ban because he only put himself into that situation because he has the habit of reading out loud EVERY in-game text. If he didn't love the sound of his own pig voice so much, he'd probably been fine.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If only he put more effort into reading this shit. He almost reminds me of a student having to read out something aloud for the entire classroom without really understanding what he's reading.

[Guest]

It was a funny ban because he only put himself into that situation because he has the habit of reading out loud EVERY in-game text.

That is the kwality kahntent his fans tune in for, bro. That and to own the trolls by giving Phil money.

[rabidtictac]

Only Phil could catch a small ban from saying knickers.

He didn't really say it, he jumbled his already slurred speech into it. That's why they reverted the ban so quickly. Even it was some sort of Freudian slip, the fact is that it didn't make any sense for him to say "nigger" in that context (he wasn't rambling about Tevin, for example). It was a funny ban because he only put himself into that situation because he has the habit of reading out loud EVERY in-game text. If he didn't love the sound of his own pig voice so much, he'd probably been fine.

What really got him was his mumblemouth, more than anything. As you noted, the pig slurs his speech like a career alcoholic. He has to read every in-game bit of dialogue (it gives him easy "khantent" and he doesn't need any commentary of his own,) but he also tries to speed-read it (poorly) with max-level mumblemouth enabled.

The only funny part of the ban imo is it upset him. Hundreds have been unfairly banned on twitch for bullshit, but when it happens to dsp, he can't handle it. He used to defend/overlook twitch's biased moderation policies. He did so for years actually. But now he's on the receiving end. I'm getting Machinima vibes from it too, based on his reaction. It's still quite possible he'll ragequit twitch and run to youtube over this. I think the only thing stopping him is he has no guarantee he'd make more money on youtube. He's afraid the twitch whales won't be willing to relocate.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He won't leave twitch as long as he can still "earn" money there.

[Guest]

What are Pigroach's parents like? Apart from rearing failures, of course.

[Guest]

What are Pigroach's parents like?

Disappointed.

[Guest]

They could have saved the world a lot of autism if they aborted Phil bought that fucking Wolverine toy.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It was a choice of hurting or boosting his ego.
The only winning move would've been to use a fucking condom.

[Guest]

It was a choice of hurting or boosting his ego.
The only winning move would've been to use a fucking condom.

Well, no. Obviously not. Even monster condo is not 100% effective.
Only cactus. It can work both ways.