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Re: Asalieri thread

Post by AdorableOtter » Sat Oct 30, 2021 11:01 pm

Oengae wrote:
Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:11 pm
Betting it's the latter. He's a deathfat
>deathfat
>grabbable junk


There can be only one.
He made up the entire story, or someone touched his ass. Dude is basically an ass with limbs, that's possible I guess.

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Re: Asalieri thread

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sun Oct 31, 2021 11:02 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Oct 30, 2021 9:01 pm
More likely he partook in said orgy willingly and now has cocksucker's remorse.
It's gotta be this. Faggots probably have the same bipolar minds as women do, so after he became the love tunnel for a local zoo, the next day regret has set in. If something actually happened, you go to police and not to kiwi farms or fucking twitter.
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Re: Asalieri thread

Post by Oengae » Sun Oct 31, 2021 2:27 pm

He's an attention whore, so a whore all the same. And like all whores who cry rape after regretful sex, he deserves it for going there dressed like that.

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Re: Asalieri thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 31, 2021 4:11 pm

Oengae wrote:
Sun Oct 31, 2021 2:27 pm
He's an attention whore, so a whore all the same. And like all whores who cry rape after regretful sex, he deserves it for going there dressed like that.
Ha! :lol:
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Re: Asalieri thread

Post by Poonoo » Mon Nov 01, 2021 10:14 am

Oengae wrote:
Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:11 pm
He was at an event full of drunk/high gays so it's more likely some twink looking for a Daddy grabbed his junk and he's trying to #meagain.
That's literally what he said in the video. Some furry glomped him from behind and grabbed his junk like a typical autist, and that guy was supposed to be his room mate for the con and he didn't want to go back to his hotel room.
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Re: Asalieri thread

Post by Rapeculture » Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:35 am

This is some goddamn funny shit right here. :lol:
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Re: Asalieri thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:48 am

"Gimme your dick or I will force it out of your fursuit!"
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Re: Asalieri thread

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Nov 01, 2021 1:23 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Mon Nov 01, 2021 10:14 am
Oengae wrote:
Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:11 pm
He was at an event full of drunk/high gays so it's more likely some twink looking for a Daddy grabbed his junk and he's trying to #meagain.
That's literally what he said in the video. Some furry glomped him from behind and grabbed his junk like a typical autist, and that guy was supposed to be his room mate for the con and he didn't want to go back to his hotel room.
>go to furry convention
>in full fursuit
>get your junk grabbed by an autist who doesn't know social cues
>make a victim video about it for drama


I'm not gonna say this was calculated, but c'mon now. How many years of internet knowledge does he have? How did he not know what happens at furry conventions? Furries are all gay weirdos and their culture is one of molestation and dry humping. There's a reason the internet hates furries. It's not because they're such beautiful and unique snowflakes and the world is so cruel. :roll:
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Re: Asalieri thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Nov 01, 2021 1:37 pm

Friendly reminder that this happened at the very same con:
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Re: Asalieri thread

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Mon Nov 01, 2021 2:26 pm

I don't know what the fuck am I looking at, but judging by the pizza, I'm guessing it's the cum topping in the makings.

Assa was probably just butthurt he didn't get to participate.
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