Pat the NES Cunt

[Guest]

Pretty much. I've noticed all the same retrogaming cucks that are openly critical about the Intellivision Amico are the same idiots hyping the PlayDate, which is the same shit.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What the fuck is a PlayDate?

Why is the screen not centered? And why is there a crank? Do you have to recharge the batteries with it or something?

[Some Sick Fuck]

The crank is probably because it's supposed to be given out in poor nigger countries where they don't have electricity, so they can crank it in the desert like the monkeys they are. I've seen a computer that was basically built from cardbox and had similar crank like that.

[Guest]

I'm not buying a device called a "PlayDate."

[Le Redditeur]

The crank is probably because it's supposed to be given out in poor nigger countries where they don't have electricity, so they can crank it in the desert like the monkeys they are. I've seen a computer that was basically built from cardbox and had similar crank like that.

We don't shittalk Nintendo Labo products on this forum.

[Guest]

What the fuck is a PlayDate?

It's basically a Game Boy if instead of fun shit like Pokemon or Zelda, all the games were indie crap made by obnoxious betas who put "he/him" on their Twitter bios. Also, the games are downloaded to the console on a schedule like a TV show or something

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Ah, so the whole console will be completely useless in about 4 years tops when the service shuts down?

[Some Sick Fuck]

That's so amazingly retarded that I can only hope for as many soycucks to get scammed from that. This projects makes Ouya look like a serious bussiness operation in comparison.



Made by Panic. That's accurate name, and I would also like to add that "panic" in my language means virgin. Looks like absolute shit. Who wouldn't want something that looks like the first gameboy merged with those tiger electronics shitty handhelds?

Also, the crank is part of the... controls. You can't make this gay shit up.

[rabidtictac]

I love it when a console has no fucking buttons, meaning every game is going to have shit controls.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I've added it to my previous post, but the crank... is part of the controls!