Pat the NES Cunt

[BobbyBoucher]

Update for episodes 247 to 254. I'm running way behind. I'll try to catch up.

Pat's wrong roundup:

• Europe's had a third wave/lockdown dealing with the contrivirus.
• Epic Game Store lost $330 million.
  • Pat thought EGS would be competition.
• The Snyder Cut came out and it's actually a movie.
  • Even RLM liked it.
  • Pat's just a drama-whore YouTuber.
• Pat's admitted to never playing Ocarina of Time. Claims he wanted to for the N64 guidebook, but another writer will handle it.
  • Probably never played Majora's Mask either.
  • Why does he think he's qualified to write an N64 guidebook?
• Back in 2019, Pat and Ian defended Hbomberguy's charity stream for Mermaids.
  • The recent Reddit Troonpocalypse has proved Graham Linehan correct.
  • Said tranny has associations with Mermaids UK.
• Also, Pat retweeted the Lincoln Projected throughout 2020.
  • Pat is adjacent to many sexual perverts.

Amico Update:

• Amico delayed until 10/10/2021:
  • Pat claims, without evidence, it's a year behind in development.
  • "We've constantly been told it's 99.9%" ready says Ian.
  • Pat says contrivirus is an ongoing problem that companies should compensate for. "This is just bad project management."
  • (A week before this announcement, Tommy put out a tour of his new offices. They are hand assembling dev kits.)
    • It obviously means the firmware is functioning. It's not running an Android emulator like Pat claimed.
• Pat says people desperate to relive their youths are backing the Amico.

Transtastic Tweets:

• Ian retweets shit about highways being racist.
  • On same page, he also complains about a customer who "consistently misgenders his teenage daughter".
• Ian tells Florida legislature members who voted to restrict trans sports particiation to jump into a volcano.
  • Also retweets "The Republican Party Finds a New Group to Demonize". (Also about trannies)
  • (Most reasonable people realize transexuals have a massive advantage versus real women.)
• Ian retweets some snark about an article casting doubt on the Adam Toledo victim narrative.
  • (The video of the shooting it out. Toledo had a gun that he dropped a fraction of a second before his death.)
  • ("Dindu Nuffin")
• Ian retweets a sketch of Breonna Taylor.
  • (There was a dead body and drugs found in a car she rented. She associated with drug dealers.)
• Retweets Sir Ellen McKellan saying that gays are treating trannies the way gays used to be treated.
• Ian wants to kick Ted Cruz in the dick.

contrivirus:

• Pat says we're be done by the fall.
  • "We were slow to roll it out."
  • "There was no help by the last administration."
  • (One could argue that the bureacracy deliberately delayed all efforts to fix this.)
• Frank got his final vaccination shot.

other shit:

• Blizzcon 2021
  • Pat says They always were developing Diablo 4 because "they have different people work on different things."
    • "That's how huge companies worth a billion dollars can function."
    • "They can have multiple dev teams working on different things, children" says Pat. (He actually said "children".)
    • (Ubisoft is working on multiple projects at once. They're always mediocre.)
  • Diablo 2 Resurrected
    • Pat says "I can play Diablo on the toilet."
    • (He could've done that with the Steam Link app and a cell phone.)
• Update on Capitol Riot, Pat happy "all these fucking assholes" are getting rounded up.
  • "They arrested that fuck with the Confederate flag."
  • "Fucking morons," says Ian.
• Gamestop Short
  • Ep 247, Price stock doubled from $20 to $40. (Ep from Jan 19th.)
    • Pat thinks it went up because people dumped the stock, but admits he doesn't understand it.
    • "This is the peak of Gamestop." says Pat.
    • "This is the last chance to get money out of the stock."
  • Ep 249, they cover Gamestop again.
    • Claim they don't normally cover this because it's "not a gaming topic." (Like George Floyd, the Capitol Riot, or WWE are gaming topics.)
    • Pat says outlook is so bad everyone shorted it.
    • Ian explains shorting for some reason. (Apparently both he and Pat just learned what it was.)
    • Ian says "Socialism for me, not for you." (Socialism is state-owned industry and central planning.)
    • Pat bought a single GameStop stock to see if he could be part of the class action Robin Hood lawsuit. (Probably paid $90 for it.)
• Games on Tesla cars.
  • Musk "is like listening to a 15 year old who thinks he is very smart," says Ian.
    • "born with a silver spoon in his mouth"
    • (Musk is a billionaire who is disrupting multiple industries. Ian is a wannabe GameStop employee.)
• ep 250, q&a what topics do Pat and Ian regret talking about.
  • Ian regrets getting really angry at stuff like the Turtles movies.
    • Says it's because there are now a lot of YouTube channels doing it over everything.
  • Pat doesnt regret Diablo Immortal.
    • "People took it as pro-corporation."
    • "Go fuck yourselves," says Pat.
  • Ian wishes he had never done Tales from the Game Store.
  • Pat claims he doesn't search out videos of himself, unlike a certain CEO.
• Pat spent $9k for a new heater and a central A/C unit.
  • Pat thinks space heaters would cost more money. (In San Diego? It's warm, Pat can heat only the rooms he occupies.)
  • (Reminder that Pat is a big environmentalist while A/C contributes to global warming.)
  • (At this point he's spent something like $50k on home improvements, by my estimate.)
• Dinosaur Planet beta leaked.
  • Purchased from a private collector from Sweden.
  • Pat says Forest of Illusion should not have said what they paid.
    • "Don't negotiate with terrorists."
  • Pat thinks this will inspire people to not release stuff that "they bought for nothing back in '98".
  • Ian says Pinball people use the same argument all the time.
  • (Fat load of shit coming from Pat who owns two NWC carts.)
    • Pat bought both for a fraction of what they are worth right now.
• Proposed GTA sales ban.
  • "We cover this every couple years. Trying to feed red meat to their puritanical base."
    • (This time it's a Democrat trying to reduce crime in Chicago.)
  • They ask if there's been a spike in carjackings since GTA came out. (There was a spike in 2020.)
  • "We have to cover this because it's insane."
  • "Worry about real issues."
• ep 253, scumbag seller makes "perfect repros" of NWC carts.
  • Pat says it's counterfeiting, but also that the boards are not identical.
  • "Now you've put this evil out into the world."
  • "If I ever sell my NWCs, they'll check the board," says Pat.
  • "Even if you hate me and think this is going to damage my collection, it's not worth someone getting ripped off."
  • http://forums.nesdev.com/viewtopic.php?t=21857
• q&a which NES games stand the test of time?
  • Pat says Battletoads is trash.
    • "I can beat other games."
    • Will try to go through it with save states.

Bonus Ian pic: He ages worse than Lupa!


(how-old.net is now dead, so time to find a new image age-check site)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They can have multiple dev teams working on different things, children" says Pat. (He actually said "children".)

And they sell those things to make money, which they can trade for goods and services

[Kugelfisch]

Ian says Pinball people use the same argument all the time.

What argument for what? Can you elaborate? This is relevant to my interests.

[Guest]

I really enjoy the Pat recaps. Thanks for sticking with it

[Guest]

• Pat is adjacent to many sexual perverts.

Pretty sure Pat is more than "adjacent" to sex perverts.

[*]Pat's admitted to never playing Ocarina of Time. Claims he wanted to for the N64 guidebook, but another writer will handle it.

• Probably never played Majora's Mask either.
• Why does he think he's qualified to write an N64 guidebook?

The N64 has maybe five games and he can't even play two of them.

[*]Proposed GTA sales ban.

• "We cover this every couple years. Trying to feed red meat to their puritanical base."
  • (This time it's a Democrat trying to reduce crime in Chicago.)

Jewish Democrats were always at the forefront of cancelling video games. Pat and MovieBob will never acknowledge this.

[Guest]

Ian says Pinball people use the same argument all the time.

What argument for what? Can you elaborate? This is relevant to my interests.

Jannies hard at work.

[Complicity]

They can have multiple dev teams working on different things, children" says Pat. (He actually said "children".)

And they sell those things to make money, which they can trade for goods and services

He's still butthurt over Cuckold Immortal.
And that was his only shred of relevancy in the last decade.

Ian says Pinball people use the same argument all the time.

What argument for what? Can you elaborate? This is relevant to my interests.

Jannies hard at work.

Nick Cage as the mute janitor of FNAF The Movie is relevant to my interests.

[Dehbashi]

Amico Update:

• Amico delayed until 10/10/2021:
• Pat says contrivirus is an ongoing problem that companies should compensate for. "This is just bad project management."

I want to focus on this part since it's obvious that Cuntri has zero idea of what the fuck he is talking about when it comes to electronic hardware especially at this time.

The problem is that there is a part shortage worldwide since the Kung Flu got released. Everyone has this problem. Microsoft and Sony have the exact same problem of releasing enough Xboxs and PS5s at this time. Any company that depends on getting PCs and parts have a hard time getting enough due to this.

The Amico is some shitty crap for nostalgia fags that won't sell but it won't be due to it being a fraud. No one is just going to give 2 shits about it like the Ouya.

[Dehbashi]

[*]Proposed GTA sales ban.

• "We cover this every couple years. Trying to feed red meat to their puritanical base."
  • (This time it's a Democrat trying to reduce crime in Chicago.)

Jewish Democrats were always at the forefront of cancelling video games. Pat and MovieBob will never acknowledge this.

Especially with GTA. That's a hard on for Dems. This isn't the first time Illinois had complained about GTA. And in Congress during the Hot Coffee incident in San Andreas, it was Joe Lieberman and Hillary Clinton who made the most stink about it.

And Censorship of media has always been bipartisan such as Tipper Gore against certain music as well.

[mad bum]

Pat says we're be done by the fall.

This woop lives in commiefornia, it will literally never be over in that state.