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Pat the NES Cunt
- OneEyedJimmyBibbins
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I dont think so, this is just in his clips he cuts self promos on himself seemingly not self aware.Complicity wrote: ↑Wed Jun 02, 2021 7:13 pmI wonder if she was the bdsm prostitute he hired to pretend she was a video game character, or one of the prostitutes he hired to pretend they were into him and to make out with him on camera, many years before Prank Invasion ripped him off.OneEyedJimmyBibbins wrote: ↑Tue Jun 01, 2021 11:26 pmhe brings some girl home and she sees his wall of video games and says "Woah this is like some 40 yr old virgin shit".
-Some girl called his phone during the podcast and he was all "Im doing a show right now I cant answer your call talking at the camera" and just muted the ringer. Acting like he was some pickup artist LOL.
-One girl he went out with to some show/play had a mental breakdown and ambulance had to come help her. (he told this story)
-Not sure the background but theres some backstory to him dating a black girl and potentially the one he lost his virginity with. He has several times cut some promo about him losing his virginity and weaving it in somehow to a talking point of the topic they are on at the time. Ian usually looks at him with disgust as to why he keeps bringing it up.
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He should accidentally release a sex tape to own the haters.
I wonder if his dick is even shorter than Da Gunt's.
I wonder if his dick is even shorter than Da Gunt's.
Re: Pat the NES Cunt
This nigger shifted his whole life and career to be about fighting the Ouya 2 that nobody has ever heard of or gives a shit about.
Why?
Why?
- mad bum
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I got curious and listened to a few of his podcasts and every episode they dedicate an hour being ass mad at Tommy Talerico.Guest wrote: ↑Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:50 pmThis nigger shifted his whole life and career to be about fighting the Ouya 2 that nobody has ever heard of or gives a shit about.
Why?
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- VoiceOfReasonPast
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The only mention of an "Ouya 2" I can find is from the "Ouya 2.0" from 2014 (which is as worthless as any existing Ouya version atm because the entire service shut down in 2019 or something) and some troll thread on gbatemp
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Well, he certainly has a point if he's bitching about the controllers. There's a good reason why that design died in the '80s.
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Let's be honest here, the Intellivision Amico is not any less lame than any other retro hipster console like the PlayDate. The only reason why the Amico is under such scrutiny Is because Tommy Tallarico is a conservacuck, so he's evil by default.
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Ah, so that's why Pat the crypto-jew is so mad.
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