Pat the NES Cunt

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:18 pm

Guest wrote:
Wed Jun 02, 2021 7:25 pm
Moe Bitches wrote:
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Don't even get started on Manhunt.
Pat disapproves of Manhunt but supports Little Girl Hunt. 🤔
Sure it wasnt little boy hunt?

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by OneEyedJimmyBibbins » Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:21 am

Complicity wrote:
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Tue Jun 01, 2021 11:26 pm
he brings some girl home and she sees his wall of video games and says "Woah this is like some 40 yr old virgin shit".
I wonder if she was the bdsm prostitute he hired to pretend she was a video game character, or one of the prostitutes he hired to pretend they were into him and to make out with him on camera, many years before Prank Invasion ripped him off.
I dont think so, this is just in his clips he cuts self promos on himself seemingly not self aware.

-Some girl called his phone during the podcast and he was all "Im doing a show right now I cant answer your call talking at the camera" and just muted the ringer. Acting like he was some pickup artist LOL.
-One girl he went out with to some show/play had a mental breakdown and ambulance had to come help her. (he told this story)
-Not sure the background but theres some backstory to him dating a black girl and potentially the one he lost his virginity with. He has several times cut some promo about him losing his virginity and weaving it in somehow to a talking point of the topic they are on at the time. Ian usually looks at him with disgust as to why he keeps bringing it up.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Complicity » Sat Jun 05, 2021 3:02 am

He should accidentally release a sex tape to own the haters.
I wonder if his dick is even shorter than Da Gunt's.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:50 pm

This nigger shifted his whole life and career to be about fighting the Ouya 2 that nobody has ever heard of or gives a shit about.

Why?

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by mad bum » Sun Oct 31, 2021 10:15 pm

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This nigger shifted his whole life and career to be about fighting the Ouya 2 that nobody has ever heard of or gives a shit about.

Why?
I got curious and listened to a few of his podcasts and every episode they dedicate an hour being ass mad at Tommy Talerico.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 31, 2021 10:25 pm

The only mention of an "Ouya 2" I can find is from the "Ouya 2.0" from 2014 (which is as worthless as any existing Ouya version atm because the entire service shut down in 2019 or something) and some troll thread on gbatemp
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by mad bum » Sun Oct 31, 2021 11:40 pm

He means the intellivision amico
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 31, 2021 11:54 pm

Well, he certainly has a point if he's bitching about the controllers. There's a good reason why that design died in the '80s.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Guest » Mon Nov 01, 2021 12:23 am

Let's be honest here, the Intellivision Amico is not any less lame than any other retro hipster console like the PlayDate. The only reason why the Amico is under such scrutiny Is because Tommy Tallarico is a conservacuck, so he's evil by default.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Nov 01, 2021 12:56 am

Ah, so that's why Pat the crypto-jew is so mad.
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