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VoiceOfReasonPast
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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Nov 26, 2021 11:03 am

Guest wrote:
Fri Nov 26, 2021 7:14 am
Any more jokes from 1978 you'd like to bless us with?
Why did the scoundrel cross the street alone?
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Because he's Solo.

(This isn't actually from the Star Wars Holiday Special, but it is close in spirit.)
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Re: Movieblob

Post by RedLine » Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:07 pm

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Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:55 am
RedLine wrote:
Fri Nov 26, 2021 3:29 am
You still like women even though you've seen women.
Their looks aren't what's wrong with them. Unless you're gay and shit
Being attracted to women is super gay.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Fri Nov 26, 2021 7:28 pm

RedLine wrote:
Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:07 pm
Being attracted to women is super gay.
No straight man would profane his white hetero aryan flesh with the putrid pitch of woman.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Nov 26, 2021 11:12 pm

Women's physiology isn't what's wrong about them. The hips, the legs, the tits - that's all fine. 2D is based on all that as well, just on the ideal proportions for obvious reasons.
It's everything else that's the problem.

As for Blob, his thought progress for liking a movie, if one wants to call it that, is purely looking at what ebul jawks like or who he perceives as jocks (every man he is jealous of in an unintentional but uncomfortably conscious gay way) and then hate it and vice versa.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Oengae » Sat Nov 27, 2021 12:08 am

Ebil jawks, Breadtubers, MAGAs, Blue Collar workers, Award-Winning Directors Who Disparage Mahvul Movies As Not True Art, Film Brats (his new made-up group that's just Film Twitter people who don't like the MCU). It's a good thing he has a fat head so all his invisible enemies can live in his head rent-free.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Nov 27, 2021 4:33 am

Based Pufferfish.
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Shit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Oengae » Sat Nov 27, 2021 5:15 am

"You don't get to arbitrarily decide who is or isn't a person, that's my job."

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Re: Movieblob

Post by RedLine » Sat Nov 27, 2021 6:21 am

Is it normal for him to white knight random(?) trannys or has he decided to take the Guru Larry route of lusting for unpassable transfolk because he can't do any better?

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:55 am

RedLine wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 6:21 am
Is it normal for him to white knight random(?) trannys or has he decided to take the Guru Larry route of lusting for unpassable transfolk because he can't do any better?
Both.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by CuckTurdginson » Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:23 am

Boogie Nights and There Will Be Blood are near perfect movies - since it’s from that same director, I’ll give Licorice Pizza the benefit of the doubt.
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I don't know when they divorced I just know that it's Brad's fault.

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