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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Thu May 13, 2021 9:29 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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Let me put it like this: Imagine we built a moon colony tomorrow and it would just work like in a science fiction novel and Blob was to be one of the first thousand people selected to live there.
I am sure he'd disappear within the first week and everyone would profess to know nothing about it.
Wouldn't need a moon colony. They'd probably do this in his local community if he actually left the basement

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu May 13, 2021 9:34 pm

I'd advocate sending Bob into the Sun, but I'm worried the amount of fat would increase the amount of solar flares for decades to come.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Thu May 13, 2021 10:54 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
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I'd advocate sending Bob into the Sun, but I'm worried the amount of fat would increase the amount of solar flares for decades to come.
Your biggest danger there is Blob's immense weight and gravitational pull resulting in him becoming another planet

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Fri May 14, 2021 4:04 am

That's no moon...

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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 14, 2021 5:55 am

He'd like getting swallowed by the sun. He'd finally have a body with enough mass to equal his massive ego.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Fri May 14, 2021 6:32 am

His gravitational pull is hurtling the sun toward Earth.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Dehbashi » Wed May 19, 2021 2:31 pm

Of course Senor Consoome doesn't know what he is talking about and dumping for the MCU. Military people were even thinking WTF is this bitch saying?

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed May 19, 2021 8:32 pm

That's not what a first responder is. Just like the fire fighters aren't first responders.

In any case, I'd say that the core of capeshit is vigilantes. Captain America is one of the very few capeshitters that actually is a soldier.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue May 25, 2021 5:17 am

New MCU trailers out and that’s all Blobs Twitter is - dudes so fucking basic and stale
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Moe Bitches » Tue May 25, 2021 6:02 am

Just like the new MCU trailers.
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