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Re: Movieblob

Post by Newhalf » Mon May 23, 2022 10:33 am

All a perfect match except for the science part (was Spiderman even especially good at that?)
Maybe that's his blind spot.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by McGinnis » Mon May 23, 2022 11:14 am

It depends whose Spider-Man you read. Ditko's Spider-Man had above average intelligence, he was smart but not a super genius. Other writers have varied between smart enough to be a science teacher, smart enough to work at a Fortune 500 company and, more recently, midwitted enough to be an 'OMG I fucking love Science' scientism redditor.

But yes, Spider-Man actually being good at something is the only difference between Blob and Blob's interpretation of Spider-Man

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Liar Revealed » Mon May 23, 2022 11:17 am

Peter Parker invented the web-shooter.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon May 23, 2022 3:32 pm

He's certainly smarter than Blob, that's for sure.
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That kinda is Spider-Man tho?
It is also Blob - minus the compelling part and the good at science part and the superhero part. Or maybe just the hero part because he is superfat.
Also the part where Peter Parker had multiple girlfriends and eventually married a supermodel.
Maybe he's basing this on one of those newer Spidey runs where he wasn't married to anyone and constantly made unironically bad jokes.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by McGinnis » Mon May 23, 2022 4:15 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon May 23, 2022 3:32 pm
Maybe he's basing this on one of those newer Spidey runs where he wasn't married to anyone and constantly made unironically bad jokes.
It is a fact that the idiots who write Marvel Comics now have scarcely better understanding of the characters than Blob himself. But Spider-Man is still not as bad as Blob makes him out to be.

Fact is that Blob doesn't have any greater understanding of comics and comic characters than he does of anything else. He certainly doesn't read them. Pretty much everything that Kugel said about Furious Fernando not having an honest appreciation of vidya and simply using it as a lifestyle accessory is equally applicable to Blob and most nerdshit.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by RedLine » Mon May 23, 2022 4:46 pm

I thought comics Spider-Man was a black Mexican now?

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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon May 23, 2022 5:29 pm

They kinda have two Spidermons around, because I guess it would tarnish the legacy of Miles Morales if you were to give him a different capeshit name.

(Not counting merchandize and/or various adaptations where he's Kid Arachnid or something)
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Oengae » Mon May 23, 2022 6:28 pm

McGinnis wrote:
Mon May 23, 2022 4:15 pm
Fact is that Blob doesn't have any greater understanding of comics and comic characters than he does of anything else. He certainly doesn't read them. Pretty much everything that Kugel said about Furious Fernando not having an honest appreciation of vidya and simply using it as a lifestyle accessory is equally applicable to Blob and most nerdshit.
It's fitting that he's the comic/MCU research guy for MatPat, a guy who doesn't understand anything and when he gets most of his predictions and facts wrong, goes "Hey, but it's just a theoryyyyyy"

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Re: Movieblob

Post by McGinnis » Mon May 23, 2022 8:33 pm

Actually a pretty sensible career move for him. Nobody has to see his face or hear his voice and, unless you look at the credits, you wouldn't know he was even involved in the videos. Not to mention latching on to vastly more popular e-celebs is basically what Blob has done his entire career. Surprised it took him this long to catch on to the idea, but then his massively bloated ego probably wouldn't allow him to admit that nobody wants to see his face or hear his voice.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue May 24, 2022 3:14 pm

"Smart at SCIENCE" is one of the most scientific illiterate thing one could say outside of the realm of flat earth.
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