Movieblob

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Voynich manuscript is easy to translate compared to that nonsense tweet.

And he isn't even using actual big boy intelligentsia words like "Nietzschian".

For someone who supposedly built his career around articles and video essays, he's very shit at actually conveying anything that's going through his head.

[Oengae]

He wants to be a horrible cross between Jon Stewart and Dennis Miller. Dunk on the ebul mayo ghouls but also make some random reference to show how clever he is. But he isn't pithy enough to come up with a good one-liner and his references aren't smart and only show he's a fake consumer nerd.

[Kugelfisch]

Because this manchild has never read anything interesting or thought-provoking. He couldn't, even if he wanted to. Being a stupid idiot, that would be too straining on his feeble mind and it would be too upsetting to encounter anything that might challenge his petri-dish-sized horizon. He hates being reminded of his mental inadequacy.

Thus, Blobbert substitutes his knowledge by glossing over the first paragraph of a Wikipedia entry and forgetting half of it before tweeting some incoherent line about whatever he thinks would be a weaponizable, academic point he'd like to make.

He's the kind of nigger to call shit machiavellian, while never having read a single word of any of his writings.
It's his personal Hell, being an actual moron without taking advantage of the bliss that comes with ignorance.

[CuckTurdginson]

Jon Stewart can also surprise you (recently, he came out in favor of the lab leak).
No surprises with Blob.

[Dehbashi]

That is actually what pisses me off about Jon Stewart. There are actually times when he has a brain and uses it unlike Blob.

[CuckTurdginson]

Doing what exactly? Tweeting nonsense or editing your audio in the most inept way I’ve ever heard?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Soo much to consoom, so little time.

[rabidtictac]

"I'm at work." Bitch please. You're the one replygirling some viral twitter shit. He loves to pretend like he's a big important man doing big important things. We know what he's actually doing is fapping to lesbian movie scenes while gobbling cakes in his basement. "Working." Working implies going to a location to do work and it also implies editing skills that have progressed beyond Microsoft Powerpoint slides.

[Kugelfisch]

Blob is the epitome of my favourite German saying towards lazy people: "Freezing at work, sweating while eating."

[Lindsay's Liver]

Addicts make excuses for their addictions. Kurt Cobain once explained that he needed to shoot heroin because it was the only thing that relieved mysterious stomach pains he had that no doctor on Earth could figure out. Yeah, whatever, junkie.

MovieBlob is a Twitter addict.