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Kugelfisch
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jan 27, 2023 2:19 pm

Go read some pretentious artfag's list, switch out some entries for Mahvul capeshit. Done.
Don't worry, Blob hasn't seen any of the artshit either and capeshit is all the same. You could make the very same list with just as much insight.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Oengae » Fri Jan 27, 2023 10:38 pm

Pick 3-4 Marvul movies and put them in the 10-5 slots. This way he can gargle the Mouse's balls without being laughed out of the room if he tries hanging out with real movie critics. 1-2 safe bets like Everything Everywhere All At Once for the top spots, Oscar nominees that were generally liked by normies. Fill the rest of the slots with Sundance lesbian romance movies he didn't review but watched with one hand down his pants. This makes him look like a deep progressive Thinker but it's wank fodder.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:05 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Jan 27, 2023 2:19 pm
Don't worry, Blob hasn't seen any of the artshit either
Except for the lesbian ones, which he watches while fapping.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:14 pm

I mean, that's what they're primarily made for.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Feb 01, 2023 8:56 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:05 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Jan 27, 2023 2:19 pm
Don't worry, Blob hasn't seen any of the artshit either
Except for the lesbian ones, which he watches while fapping.
He couldn't give a synopsis of them without kikepedia either.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Feb 02, 2023 12:01 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:14 pm
I mean, that's what they're primarily made for.
Replace gay cowboys eating pudding with gay women chewing box and movieblob has his ideal art movie.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Oengae » Fri Feb 03, 2023 10:53 pm

So basically Black Swan. Reminder that when he reviewed that movie, he spent half the video doing wolf whistles and pounding the table and justifying why it's not weird for him to beat off to it. And conveniently, he hasn't reuploaded it to show off to his alphabet friends.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Feb 04, 2023 2:56 am

I was thinking specifically of his review for Black Swan. He sounded like the most sexist man in the world when he did that review. :D I would love it if Anita and NCunt watched and reacted to that review live.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Sat Feb 04, 2023 5:22 am

He's still simping? It's been too quiet lately concerning them. I got a feeling he's already stroking himself to deepfake Anita + NCunt porn just like that guy who got caught. It'd be based if he finally got over them.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by CuckTurdginson » Sat Feb 04, 2023 7:29 am

I’ve been on a Park Chan Wook kick lately - he’s becoming one of my favorite filmmakers - his most recent, Decision to Leave, is fucking great and totally in character for his style.
I remembered midway thru my binge that Blob put Parks The Handmaiden as #1 for his 2016 list and I looked it up - it’s about lesbians in the 1930s. We literally have this down to a science.
I’m sure Handmaidens pretty good - but if I watch it it’s going to be tainted by association with Blob.
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