Movieblob

[Nobue]

Glitter Force at least signals that there are lolis in it.

Or faggots (you)

Liking traps is practically straight

[Liar Revealed]

And they didn't have a choice about the actors since Austin, Thuy, and Walter walked off set.

It's cute that they thought Haim Saban would actually spare some of his sheckles for them.

[Guest]

Then again, the coolest fights would've never shown up as stock footage, anyways.

None of the cool parts of Sentai ever becomes stock footage. Can't show those pesky Japanese in our All-American (but actually filmed in New Zealand) Power Rangers show.

[Moe Bitches]

Damn 4Kids and their editing.

[Oengae]

It's looking like that fledgling arthouse film The Eternals is set to have some of the lowest review scores for a Marvel movie in recent years. Don't worry, two fat Bahstahn massholes are here to defend a billion dollar media conglomerate!

"I know people listen to reviews to decide if it's worth paying $12 for a movie ticket, but the only way you'll know for sure is to give Disney your money. Also did I mention I have a podcast, I have a podcast, listen to my podcast and donate to my paymetons so I can keep making podcasts!"

"If we give Eternals a bad review then the terrorists MAGA chuds win"

[rabidtictac]

"You are entitled to like or dislike whatever you feel like.... Unless your opinion is the opposite of mine, in which case you should be quiet because Trump will win if he hears you."

I like how the two brothers contradict each other. You can like or dislike what you want... But don't talk about it, because then bad people will agree with you and use your opinion to bolster their own. Blob lives in a hilarious us vs them world, where every decision he makes is a fucking purity test.

[Rapeculture]

Anything to own the jawks.

[Guest]

This fat fuck comparing himself to Kurosawa of all people triggers me. I want to fly near where he lived and bully him in real life like the jocks of his school used to do.

[Kugelfisch]

Bulletproof Mahvel? If it's so bulletproof, why did he flip his shit for weeks about a certain director calling it trash in the mildest of terms?

Anyway, heard a radio trailer for it. Yes, a radio trailer. I have never before heard a Mahvel trailer on fucking radio.
It sounded like utter fag shit. Some high and mighty bullshit by some absolute fucking nobodies in spandex acting like they are deities descending upon Earth. Condescending trash.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The video trailer ain't much better. Faux-High-Concept garbage with no substance. Unless you like diversity checklists there's really nothing interesting going on.