Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Ghost Dog » Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:05 am

Taking it easy? You record yourself rambling then edit that into a review. You live with your parents who pay for most of the billth because you make too little with your youtube "career" and you can't get a job anywhere else. The only way you could take it easier is being Spoony doing livestreams where you barely talk and get superchats from welfare recipients. It seems like every week he complains about some aches and pains or how stressed out he is. Imagine this guy in an actual workplace. TGWTG ruined his life by giving him the little bit of e-fame he still has today.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:11 am

A lot of these guys were totally ruined as people by TGWTG. They'd be happier today if they had been working as plumbers the whole time, instead of e-celebbing it up.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:02 am

He wouldn't make it through the preliminary trial time on any job. I guarantee he'd call in sick in the first week.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Dehbashi » Tue Sep 20, 2022 3:31 pm

I want to say thank God I or anyone I know became a e-celeb. The amount of bitching they do would make anyone go insane

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Sep 20, 2022 3:43 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:11 am
A lot of these guys were totally ruined as people by TGWTG. They'd be happier today if they had been working as plumbers the whole time, instead of e-celebbing it up.
And yet they tried to cancel Doge not because of that, but because he didn't realize their genius :roll:
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Liar Revealed » Tue Sep 20, 2022 3:45 pm

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:47 pm

I find Film Bald to be an especially amusing case. He has the least pressure, seeing as his parents haven't kicked him out by now they likely never will, and he did have a working formula already.

Making fun if garbage movies is an evergreen. He doesn't have the charisma to become super big but he could at least contribute to the household again.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by is the season over? » Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:46 pm

He can try to convince himself he’s important because they’ll let him into the London Film Festival, but he’ll be remembered as Nostalgia Critic’s bottom bitch from the anniversaries if he’s lucky and he knows it.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:05 pm

His greatest claim to fame will be the worst penis skit in the world.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Complicity » Tue Sep 20, 2022 11:31 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:47 pm
his parents haven't kicked him out by now they likely never will
Isn't the "once you are 18 you are out of the house" a Burger-only tradition?
A lot of the married people that i know simply brought their spouse into their parents' house, and then produced a grandchild for the latter to take care of.
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He can try to convince himself he’s important because they’ll let him into the London Film Festival, but he’ll be remembered as the granddad of Nostalgia Critic’s bottom bitch from the anniversaries if he’s lucky and he knows it.
The years and the Anglo genes haven't been kind to his looks.
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