Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Oengae » Sat Jun 12, 2021 6:30 pm

It's less a closet and more a gorilla cage and the gorilla has neon hair and a strap-on.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:17 pm

Man, what a hard worker Mathew is.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Sun Jun 13, 2021 3:45 pm

Imagine bragging about how hard you work on shitty online reviews that nobody watches and doesn't really count as a job. He's more pathetic than the Wannabe Spoony because at least WS doesn't brag about his amazing takes and try to pretend like he vidya reviewing is a real job.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:28 am

Youtube doesn't like videos done with effort says Man who rambles into a camera for 2 1/2 hours to make his reviews.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 17, 2021 6:27 am

Ffs just accept it you british fucking fag, the only people complaining about "muh algorithm" are the useless and talentless.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Ghost » Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:43 am

He was super salty on Twitter last night wtf happened lol. Bitching about some video that's more popular than him using text-to-speech (who would have guessed people would rather listen to a robot voice thaaannnnn yooouuurrsssss Maaaaaatheeeeeeww?) - all made even funnier when Linkara comes in and tries to suggest maybe it's for blind people who just want to know the plot which just makes him rage harder at the fact the video gained a lot of likes.

His other tweets were having a go at some imagined people who don't understand the concept of the film Blazing Saddles so he can present his holier than thou take on them, even though I guarantee they don't exist and are just straw men created to highlight his superiority at...not being a racist I guess? Understanding satire? Fuck this guy is weirdly desperate for validation - and when he doesn't get it he turns mad bitchy.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 17, 2021 10:13 am

>Youtube not rewarding effort

How exactly should it "reward effort"? Youtube isn't some kind of sports competition where the participants are rewarded with views based on their "objective" effort level. It's a bloody popularity contest. Nothing more, nothing less.

But I love it when he is like that, tweeting from his future manifesto where he complains about not getting the views he so rightfully deserves, stopping himself short of wishing death and destruction upon those wicked charlatans who manipulate the algorithm through illicit means :roll:

EDIT: >tfw the clown troon has a firmer grasp on reality than you
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 17, 2021 11:20 am

The moment you have a hot take on Blazing Saddles should be the moment you realise you have no business talking films.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 17, 2021 2:32 pm

It really is the time to throw in the towel for him and treat Youtube as a hobby. Goodness sake, man. Rather than bitching on Twitter, join a book club, enjoy the warm weather (it's roasting in the UK at the moment, by our standards anyway), get a temp job. SOMETHING.

Nothing's stopping him enjoying movies on the side.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Ghost » Thu Jun 17, 2021 3:46 pm

The fact he's been allowed to live at home all these years without ever being successful enough to earn any kind of substantial income indicates he is coddled by his parents and has had a superiority complex instilled in him that means any kind of menial employment would be far too beneath him, plus his lack of experience doesn't allow for opportunity in anything but the most basic of entry level criteria.

He'll live at home, sucking on their teats until they drop, at which point he's well and truly fucked. Or, you know, he could just try clickbaiting his fucking shite and gaming the algorithm a bit like all the other INs do to at least scratch out a bare existence.

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