Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Dehbashi » Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:00 pm

Lol. Hilarious. YouTube is sending you a message baldy.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jan 03, 2023 11:17 pm

He his carefully cultivating his image as the downtrodden underground reviewer bravely swimming against the tide.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 04, 2023 9:27 pm

If the tide is potential viewers that is.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jan 04, 2023 10:40 pm

He is well aware of that, judging by his frequent "Oh I could get views with soulless clickbait"-tweets.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 04, 2023 10:51 pm

Could he? I doubt he'd gain a substantial amount of new viewers. At best he can hope to regain a few of the old ones that still remember him.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jan 04, 2023 10:54 pm

Any clickbait attempts of his would fall flat on his face because people just aren't interested in the FilmBald brand.
It's just something he likes to claim so he can make himself look stunning and brave in his insistence to not got he easy route.

"I could whore myself out like these other sell-outs", he says. "But I review for a higher cause, and my integrity as a professional critic shall stand above all else."

I am sure future generations will appreciate his historical documents about British film festival movies that time has forgotten.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jan 05, 2023 9:39 pm

He's been spouting that garbage for while.
In reality - and he knows this - he couldn't even make that "low-effort, clickbait" stuff and would have no success at it.
He loves to lie to himself and wants to believe he goes the honest, legitimate and hard way of a movie critic. But he knows that the shit that gets views is beyond his capabilities to produce and that he's just too uncharismatic to pull it off anyway.

Remember his rants about PewDiePie? Yes, that's low-effort shit. But could you successfully copy it? Would millions watch you make "you laugh you lose" videos?
Nope. Because it's a cult of personality. Maffew Cuck had success via a popular site at the time and despite his personality. Again, he knows this. It's the source of his agony.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by mad bum » Sat Jan 07, 2023 7:38 pm

Besides buying a rope he needs to restart his channel completely or start a new one and upload the videos on there. Can guarantee youtube see's his videos as throw away fossil videos from an old account but a new one but get a bit of a bump.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by McGinnis » Sat Jan 07, 2023 7:58 pm

mad bum wrote:
Sat Jan 07, 2023 7:38 pm
Besides buying a rope
There is no 'besides' buying a rope. He needs to buy a rope, end of

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:01 pm

He needs to join the Hair Club for Men.
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