Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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ebin namefag
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by ebin namefag » Sun May 14, 2023 5:32 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat May 13, 2023 3:40 pm
>caring about comments on a 13-year-old video
Buck is a hypocrite whose always commenting on thirteen year olds.
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I assume the big crossover here is autism.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Tue May 16, 2023 8:41 pm

We should wear a Linkara hat or a hat like the nostalgia critic or just not show himself on screen anymore. It could help.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue May 16, 2023 9:31 pm

He should switch over to text reviews.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Ghost Dog » Tue May 16, 2023 9:51 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 9:31 pm
He should switch over to text reviews.
He did that in 2008. Would anyone in 2023 want to read a review by Filmbrain? I doubt it considering barely anyone wants to watch a review done by him. He had success being on a site that was popular back in the day now he has no way to get people to watch his videos since the algorithm will just recommend reviews from people that are actually successful like Chris Stuckmann or the Critical Drinker not Filmbrain. Even most people who chose to subscribe to him don't even bother to watch his videos considering they only get about 2 to 3 thousand views for the most part.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Musical Space Cowboy » Thu May 18, 2023 12:28 am

ebin namefag wrote:
Sun May 14, 2023 5:32 pm
Buck is a hypocrite whose always commenting on thirteen year olds.
Fixed.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Oengae » Thu May 18, 2023 3:08 am

If you're a thirteen year old and FilmBald molests you, you deserve that. He has the build of a thirteen year old, but the face and voice of a 37 year old coomer, so he isn't going to overpower you or trick you. He's a broke IN so he can't bribe you. You have to be a complete retard to be alone with him.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 18, 2023 2:06 pm

I heard he injects juice boxes with roofies and places them on playgrounds to incapacitate his victims.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Musical Space Cowboy » Thu May 18, 2023 3:50 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu May 18, 2023 2:06 pm
I heard he injects juice boxes with roofies and places them on playgrounds to incapacitate his victims.
It's the only reason he gets any views on Youtube at all.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 18, 2023 6:31 pm

Musical Space Cowboy wrote:
Thu May 18, 2023 3:50 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu May 18, 2023 2:06 pm
I heard he injects juice boxes with roofies and places them on playgrounds to incapacitate his victims.
It's the only reason he gets any views on Youtube at all.
My sources tell me he enslaves his victims in his (mother's) basement and in between his feeble rape attempts he makes them watch his videos to "fight the evil Nazis that get the views from the fascist algorithm".
By the time he gets to killing and eating them for sexual pleasure, they are glad they don't have to watch his videos anymore and welcome even such a gruesome death.

So I have heard anyway. In Minecraft.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 18, 2023 6:49 pm

They also scream at the top of their lungs in an attempt to drown out the horror that is listening to his voice.
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