Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by pibbs » Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:49 pm

Wasn't Film Bald going to university at one point? Or did he just talk about going?
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by wulfenlord » Thu Jun 08, 2023 3:09 pm

BloodKnightDollfie wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2023 7:07 am
Why can't/won't he innovate? The will is there. It is difficult to watch. Say what you will about the end result but it can not be denied he works very hard especially when compared with someone like Spoony or Lee. If Buck truly is plagued by fixed ideas from which he is unable to evolve. It may be time to quit the field, bald one.

Perhaps he could submit himself to be MovieBob's Padawan.
Why doesn't he work glory holes? He has a mouth and an asshole. Same reason he doesn't succeed in anything, as he'd probably start crying about his performance while servicing.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jun 09, 2023 4:01 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:23 pm
He said that in the real world when you're failing, you get fired. In the YouTube world, you never get that and you just go crazy watching yourself slowly drop into oblivion.
They aren't employed, which is half the problem. Nobody is there to tell them what to do.
If your business goes under, it's usually a matter of half a year at best until you'll go into insolvency.
It's catastrophic but on the other hand it marks the end of months of high stress.

Look at the guy. Years of desperation, doubt and anxiety. That's not good for anyone, mich less a loser that never made it in the first place.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Fri Jun 09, 2023 7:57 am

He had such a full head of hair when this all started. Was it the stress that caused him to go bald or was it genetic? Don't they have free healthcare in bongland? Couldn't he have mitigated his baldness by getting somekind of medical claim covering hair transplant (balding due to high stress career?) or even wearing a toupée? I feel like shame of baldness is what's hurting a lot of these guys self confidence (Lee, Filmbrain, LittleCuckribo etc).

Even the AVGN receives hair transplants regularly, It's nothing money can't fix.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:24 am

BloodKnightDollfie wrote:
Fri Jun 09, 2023 7:57 am
Was it the stress that caused him to go bald or was it genetic?
He's a failed britbong interior crocodile-alligator, so yes to both.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Ghost Dog » Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:13 am

pibbs wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:49 pm
Wasn't Film Bald going to university at one point? Or did he just talk about going?
He did go to university and got a film and theatre degree. Mathew thought that his reviews might have helped him get into acting. Spoony, Lindsay, and Mathew: So many of the ex-TGWTG members thought they were going to Legacy Media because of their angry reviews. No wonder so many of them have become so bitter and angry because they had to deal with their dreams being crushed by reality.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:18 am

Those degrees sure are doing wonders for him.

>branching off into acting
Maybe back in the silent film era.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by pibbs » Fri Jun 09, 2023 2:55 pm

Oh holy hell! He looks EXACTLY like every faggy high school drama teacher. If he has that degree then that's the cushy job for him - overpaid government employee leading underage teens in amateur productions of the LGBTQ version of Arsenic and Old Lace, Our Town and Wicked.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jun 09, 2023 3:46 pm

I don't think he's allowed within a mile of schools.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Jun 09, 2023 6:29 pm

Why not? It's England. Child molestation is practically a national sport.

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