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Highlander: Pariah by Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2025 10:37 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
The DHI Autistic Fanfiction Club

Highlander: Pariah
by Noah Antwiler.
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protected by Fair Use, bitch (even though it's probably not necessary here)


It is time, everyone, to dive into the most hidden gem ever crafted by @TheSpoonyOne.

The (no doubt) cerebral tale we are tackling this time is a Highlander fanfic. It is also the only fanfic of his known to have survived the ravages of internet time.
You see, to my knowledge he has written at least half a dozen fanfics, but a serious of classic Spoonian blunders have ensured that only one ended up properly archived:
  • He did have a presence on fanfiction.net, but thanks to mean people leaving mean reviews he deleted fucking everything and ran for the hills. Some things just never change.
  • So now everything was uploaded on a long dead version of his site.
  • And just to make it extra retarded all fanfics were uploaded only in PDF form.
    • In another instance of classic Spoonyisms, apparently no effort was taken to properly format these PDFs. I mean, look at this shit:
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Now today we won't just dive into the story proper. Instead we'll wet our appetite:
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Synopsis wrote:He is Quintus Artorius Dexion. . . and he cannot die. This fiction follows all original characters in a new, exciting story of tragedy and heroism stretching across the ages.
I don't think "Dexion" is a real name, but at least it's not yet another MacLeod.
Preface wrote:About 5 months back I started writing a fiction involving all-original characters, set in the Highlander 'verse.
I'm not exactly an obsessive fan, and I've only seen a scant few episodes of the television series.
So you haven't seen the movie at this point? JFC.
So I feel obligated to mention that the only continuity this fiction follows is my own. No established characters or concepts from the movies or series are used herein, save for perhaps the notion of "Watchers."
Makes sense for a Highlander fanfic I guess. 'Cause those people tend to lose their heads when they meet.
I mention this because the Pariah story should be viewed ostensibly as an alternate universe, and you should look at the story being told with fresh eyes, as if the movies had never happened and the story were being told over from the beginning.
Well, it's not like the official continuity ever made a lick of sense...
As a second preface, I don't consider this fiction to be vulgar or crude, and certainly not pornographic.
So no mention of rape?! Nice!
However, we are talking about a fiction in which the characters' ultimate goal is to decapitate their opponents. There will of course be violence and occasional strong language. I'm no expert, but I'd probably rate it in the PG-13 to R range, depending on your sensibilities.
Can't be any worse than Angel Armor - which doesn't have an official age rating, now that I think about it.
It's been a while since I've updated the fiction because of schoolwork, but the work has not been abandoned, and I feel this is a really fun story to tell. I hope you enjoy it.
Well, I already fear that the main character is a self-insert, but as long as he's not a smug asshole it should be fine.
Next Time: The prologue. Apparently it involved booze!

Re: Highlander: Pariah by Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2025 10:59 pm
by ebin namefag
Just drinking piss in the rain.
Spoony writing about alcoholism.

Re: Highlander: Pariah by Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2025 4:45 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Write what you know, they say.

Re: Highlander: Pariah by Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2025 4:50 am
by wulfenlord
Gotcha covered boss :3

https://www.blogger.com/profile/10523186514685669975
https://countermonkeybook.blogspot.com/
https://thepatchstory.blogspot.com/
https://spoonyone.livejournal.com/

Got his counter monkies in written form and his magnum opus OC novel, my sperg brain recalled that he went by Tandem the Spoony in ye olden days.

Re: Highlander: Pariah by Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2025 4:53 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
I'm so glad that the toilet pizza story has survived in text form uwu
Also fuck you for finding another fanfic of his.

Re: Highlander: Pariah by Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2025 7:12 am
by wulfenlord
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Aug 06, 2025 4:53 am
Also fuck you for finding another fanfic of his.
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Re: Highlander: Pariah by Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2025 1:06 pm
by Rushy
Are his fanfics not reachable with the Wayback machine?

Re: Highlander: Pariah by Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2025 1:43 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Rushy wrote:
Thu Aug 07, 2025 1:06 pm
Are his fanfics not reachable with the Wayback machine?
Nope. Either it complaints that it didn't archive the PDF, or it will just forward you to the newer version of his website from his Blip/CA days.

Re: Highlander: Pariah by Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2025 2:17 pm
by Complicity


Let's get this show on the road.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Aug 05, 2025 10:37 pm
It is also the only fanfic of his known to have survived the ravages of internet time.
I'm sure the Russian fan translations are still around, and Cuckson isn't happy about it.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Aug 05, 2025 10:37 pm
>your site is a swamp full of trolls who don't kiss my ass

CA alumni never change.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Aug 05, 2025 10:37 pm
Synopsis wrote:He is Quintus Artorius Dexion. . .
I haven't finished reading the first sentence, and i already want to punch the writer in the face.
I guess that's impressive.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Aug 05, 2025 10:37 pm
Preface wrote:I'm not exactly an obsessive fan, and I've only seen a scant few episodes of the television series.
"I'm a poser, but autistic enough to write fanfics".
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Aug 05, 2025 10:37 pm
As a second preface, I don't consider this fiction to be vulgar or crude, and certainly not pornographic.
So no mention of rape?! Nice!
>no kurgan clone raping around for 20 pages
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I wanted another Class of Nuclear Slaughter High, or at least another Shadow Dream MarzCunt, and instead i'm stuck with another Where in The World is Potter San Diego ?!?
Spoony is officially a bigger faggot than Linkara.

Re: Highlander: Pariah by Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2025 2:45 pm
by wulfenlord