Tim Pool: the Copium Thread

[Lindsay's Liver]

Tim Pool's thing is that he always needs to tell us that the sky is falling. CIVIL WAR in the US will start any day now! Bird flu! That you gets you the clicks and engagement, I suppose. And he's a millionaire now so I guess it worked.

There's something profoundly fake about him though. I can't watch him.

Also, he makes the worst music I've ever heard.

[Le Redditeur]

There's something profoundly fake about him though. I can't watch him.

He wears the beanie to hide his bald scalp.

[rabidtictac]

Tim Poolcue is the definition of controlled opposition. He exploits outrage and tries to keep his audience in a state of perpetual butthurt so they'll throw him shekels. A plan which works for him just as it has for Rush Limbaugh, Soygon of Acuck and Amazing Banana.

[Le Redditeur]

Speaking of Soygon, he's trying to surf the wave of British defeatism facing Muslim immigration - while conveniently pretending that he didn't singlehandedly destroy the anti-immigration UKIP party.

[Old Black Man]

Also speaking of Banana Man.

[Complicity]

Speaking of Soygon, he's trying to surf the wave of British defeatism facing Muslim immigration - while conveniently pretending that he didn't singlehandedly destroy the anti-immigration UKIP party.

If Spergcuck was all it took to destroy UKIP, then UKIP didn't have a leg to stand on.

Also speaking of Banana Man.

>i don't believe in fairy tales

Unless they involve infinite genders.

[Old Black Man]

Also speaking of Banana Man.

>i don't believe in fairy tales

Unless they involve infinite genders.

[CuckTurdginson]

Him saying Trump would win 535 is on par with the media speculating about a Hillary landslide.

[Kugelfisch]

He just wants to sell his retarded food buckets.
The Coof was at least novel. Birdflu has been around for ages and you won't manage to scare people with it.

[Poonoo]

There's something profoundly fake about him though. I can't watch him.

Adam Crigler used to work for him and said that he loves surrounding himself with bootlickers who never question anything he says. It's why his show is so boring and he needs to add MUH CIVIL WAR clickbait to keep it interesting, he can't have anyone outshine him. It's typical of egotistical assholes who have a podcast, they surround themselves with boring people to make themselves look more charismatic. Lordkat was like that, his cohosts were boring and sometimes straight up autistic.

In the early days of the show people used to shit on him for being a fence-sitting milktoast faggot. He was fake in that way because he thought it would get more clicks by appealing to both sides. But he learned what old media already knew and realized you have to pick a side and run with it.

Tim Pool was good when he just filmed protests and gave you raw footage to make up your own mind. Just like how Dave Rubin was good when he only interviewed people, in both cases I never had to hear their shitty opinions on everything. They are only good as a vessel to information, as personalities they are insufferably fake.