Kassandra Killjoy: Paranormal Private-Eye "The Search for the Swordsman" - A short story cosplaying as a novel by peeRod

[pibbs]

Someone ask why there isn't more diversity and inclusion? Where are the fags? Femboys and traps? Are the villains LGBTQ allies? Where are the blacks and other POCs?

Your book is a fail, you Trump supporting Nazi!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also why does his his supposed "vampire hunter" self-insert exclusively hunt vampires that are mentally disabled?

[wulfenlord]

Some major virgin energy from his legion.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Is his face stuck like that?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Weird troll-obsessed twitter account asks about whether or not his book has trolls.

Either internet trolls only exist in the US, and/or internet trolls from Europe are the good guys. I know he's refering to the trolls of folklore, but it still comes across as weird. How does Europe look in his mind, anyways?
I can feel my brain cells dying researching this, much like the brain cells he lost to a sudden lead overdose.

[wulfenlord]

There is work for you VORP :3

But don't be too harsh on him, his peepee feefees are hurting

[pibbs]

3 videos to explain the making of a 140 page novel.
The autism levels are at historic levels!
No self-awareness can be detected.
The cringe broke the faggot-meter!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Fuck my life. This soon?
Prediction time:

• The video can't make up it's mind how the characters are spelled, or even named.
• Pointless details about the Bootleg Camarilla (especially those members that have maybe 2 lines in the entire book)
• Worldbuilding made weird by his insistence that monsters are like separate species, despite the fact that only two Camarilla members (the devil and the Create of the Black Lagoon) are from monsters not commonly depicted as being (former) humans.
• Revealing how everyone is once again based on some actor or film school crush. Because nothing can ever be an original creation here.
• Him trying to end every section of the video by teasing the "thrilling" events of his book (he likes doing that).
• The (probably stupid) fan questions will just be an excuse to once again name drop character references, actors that should totally play the characters, or teasing shit that will totally happen in the future books that will totally happen.
• And lets not forget the questions that have already been answered in previous videos. A true classic.

Things I wish were answered, but probably won't:

• What the fuck is this Dr. Insano fella supposed to be? Are mad scientists their own monster species? Are they male witches? How do you get a pureblooded witch, anyways?
• Speaking of witches: Why are they affected by this glimmer thing? Even Killjoy is affected, but all it does is replace her cosplay getup for something more mundane. What is even the point here? Would the muggles start grabbing their pitchforks if they saw her wearing her stupid hat?

Vaguely explaining the vaguepost:

What are you afraid of?

[pibbs]

Oh. There was a comedian at the New York Trump rally that called Puerto Rico an island of garbage. Man. Can't even speak facts anymore.

[Dehbashi]

Everyone knows it's true and they don't want to admit it. The people who actually live in Puerto Rico understood it and laughed.