James A Janisse aka The Dead Meat Cuck

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Re: James A Janisse aka The Dead Meat Cuck

Post by Rushy » Mon Feb 26, 2024 1:00 am

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He doesn't know what he wants to be as a youtuber
He's a descendant of Channel Awesome. The only difference is that he plays music over the clips.

If the kill count gimmick disappeared, no one would bat an eyelid because these videos were never fundamentally about discussing special effects to begin with. They're comedic movie recaps. Most of the insight into the kills is just "ooh, that's a gnarly-looking dead body".

The way I see it, James has two options: either go completely populist and start talking about shit like Indiana Jones and Star Wars, or go completely niche and start talking about the weirdest horror films possible.
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Re: James A Janisse aka The Dead Meat Cuck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Feb 26, 2024 1:39 am

I can tell you which of these options would require less work and research...
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Re: James A Janisse aka The Dead Meat Cuck

Post by Old Black Man » Mon Feb 26, 2024 4:56 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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I can tell you which of these options would require less work and research...
Suicide?
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Re: James A Janisse aka The Dead Meat Cuck

Post by vegetasasuke0 » Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:35 am

Cuck Count will now be on the main channel, all other content will get a new channel for the content, which will make even less people want to follow. Because I don't want to sit there and watch OR listen to him talk about garbage movies that his wife made him watch, all while he rubs one out to WWE.
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Re: James A Janisse aka The Dead Meat Cuck

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Mar 01, 2024 6:41 pm

A fantastic idea and a unique one as well!
I certainly have never seen massive Youtubers struggle to get even 10k subs on their side channel.
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Re: James A Janisse aka The Dead Meat Cuck

Post by vegetasasuke0 » Fri Mar 01, 2024 7:03 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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A fantastic idea and a unique one as well!
I certainly have never seen massive Youtubers struggle to get even 10k subs on their side channel.
Oh but he is gonna put his wife's podcast on it, what a great idea! I am sure a million subs are gonna go watch his wife's podcast on the secondary channel!
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Re: James A Janisse aka The Dead Meat Cuck

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Mar 01, 2024 8:48 pm

Ah yes, include your dipshit wife. Worked out real good for StopSkeletonsFromFighting, right?
Except nobody could stand the fucking attention whore and even his peak reddit soybug audience skipped that shit.

Hosting your wife's podcast is the 21st century version of showing some guest three hours of family and vacation dias.
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Re: James A Janisse aka The Dead Meat Cuck

Post by ebin namefag » Sat Mar 02, 2024 12:46 am

Women on the radio has always been cancer.
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Re: James A Janisse aka The Dead Meat Cuck

Post by RedLine » Sat Mar 02, 2024 1:31 am

I gotta believe everyone hates the ever-loving hell out of his wife. Although I would not be surprised if it is his wife making him do this stuff with his channel.

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Re: James A Janisse aka The Dead Meat Cuck

Post by vegetasasuke0 » Sat Mar 02, 2024 3:20 am

RedLine wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2024 1:31 am
I gotta believe everyone hates the ever-loving hell out of his wife. Although I would not be surprised if it is his wife making him do this stuff with his channel.
I can't say I really HATE his wife, but I feel like an overexposure of her is a real big problem for the channel. Her Kill Count episodes always gotta either be the most generic written garbage, or gotta sound like it has to be "female empowering" which is pure dog shit. I am almost tempted to see if he is gonna let her do a Texas Chainsaw re-count that is all her, considering her love for Bubba, James would sit there in the corner like the cuck he is.
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