Trust me, Ends will make you love Kills. Hyperbole aside Kills had some redeeming qualities, Ends has little to nothing I can praise.Rushy wrote: ↑Wed Oct 30, 2024 5:02 amI never watched Ends. It just sounded so stupid, and I still had a sour taste in my mouth from Kills.
Plus, seeing that Dr Loomis impersonator in Kills really brought home how shit these films are without Donald Pleasence. The formula does not work without him.
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I think the problem with Ends comes from the fans who just want Michael Myers on screen all the time. Ends plays straight with a story that isn't everyone's cup of tea, which I get, but just like Halloween 3 if it was a separate movie from the franchise, it would be decent enough.
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I will not be gaslit into comparing Season of the Witch with fucking Halloween Ends
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A guy most famous for going broke by being less financially responsible than MC Hammer.vegetasasuke0 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2024 2:27 amDead Meat want you to know they made it as a big successful studio as they have now produced a music video for T-Pain! Wow we should all be so excited for them!
Let me guess, they paid him.
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Right?
I was bothered less by lack of Michael and more how bizarre everyone acted. Like the old black lady blaming Laurie for Michael’s rampage when the whole point of the films was he had no interest in her, how everyone treated Corky, the whole town going to shit after the 2018 night, the analogue to Christine. Fucking marching band bullies. Recreating woman yelling at cat meme. There’s just so much wrong with that movie that even thinking about it makes me nauseated.vegetasasuke0 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 30, 2024 12:37 pmI think the problem with Ends comes from the fans who just want Michael Myers on screen all the time. Ends plays straight with a story that isn't everyone's cup of tea, which I get, but just like Halloween 3 if it was a separate movie from the franchise, it would be decent enough.
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David Gordon Green doesn't seem to know how to write characters, that is kinda the problem I have with most movies made within the last 10 years, lots of people not knowing how to accurately write for people because they are self absorbed by a corporate machine like Hollywood.
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What’s weird is that I didn’t mind some of the weird character dialogue and “humor” in 2018 and Kills. Toby Huss was funny as hell and I liked the guy they got for Lonnie. The kid Julian was also great. It didn’t all pan out, but some worked I guess.vegetasasuke0 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2024 7:30 amDavid Gordon Green doesn't seem to know how to write characters, that is kinda the problem I have with most movies made within the last 10 years, lots of people not knowing how to accurately write for people because they are self absorbed by a corporate machine like Hollywood.
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That's what happens when you have a movie that was only meant to be a single film and not a trilogy but gets made into one. Too many half-assed ideas.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2024 7:48 amWhat’s weird is that I didn’t mind some of the weird character dialogue and “humor” in 2018 and Kills. Toby Huss was funny as hell and I liked the guy they got for Lonnie. The kid Julian was also great. It didn’t all pan out, but some worked I guess.
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Now this idiot went on the Dead Meat twitter account to post about politics I guess, then deleted it and people are pissed, one person said "I didn’t personally agree with your initial statement — the “be nice to the people who hate you!” vibes rubbed me wrong, but i appreciate you walking things back & explaining yourself & taking accountability. it’s hard being a public face, i imagine. lot of pressure on you."
This fucker is the KaiserNeko of reviewing, minus telling people to go fuck themselves.
This fucker is the KaiserNeko of reviewing, minus telling people to go fuck themselves.
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Give it time.vegetasasuke0 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:32 pmThis fucker is the KaiserNeko of reviewing, minus telling people to go fuck themselves.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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