MauLer: His Video's Long and He's British So That Means He's Smart

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Re: MauLer: His Video's Long and He's British So That Means He's Smart

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 13, 2021 12:04 pm

Mauler: His videos are long and his dick is short.

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Re: MauLer: His Video's Long and He's British So That Means He's Smart

Post by jumkey mones » Mon Dec 13, 2021 2:34 pm

Making movie reviews that are longer then the actual films themselves(and only just that 1 film, not covering say the entire series of films) has got to be the most autistic thing ever.

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Re: MauLer: His Video's Long and He's British So That Means He's Smart

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 13, 2021 4:22 pm

I guess it's a coping mechanism for pseudo-intellectuals who don't want to admit that they're just watching garbage movies.
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Re: MauLer: His Video's Long and He's British So That Means He's Smart

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Dec 13, 2021 6:34 pm

I could understand it if it was some in depth documentary on the movie. But it's just complaining about a garbage plot.
He's really just compensating for being bad at structuring a script that is short and gets the point across.
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Re: MauLer: His Video's Long and He's British So That Means He's Smart

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 13, 2021 7:30 pm

Guest wrote:
Mon Dec 13, 2021 12:04 pm
Mauler: His videos are long and his dick is short.
Can some one please make that the title of the Thread Please?! :D

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Re: MauLer: His Video's Long and He's British So That Means He's Smart

Post by Newhalf » Tue Dec 14, 2021 6:17 am

Good point, you'd think he would just stop watching trash instead of complaining for three hours on camera, but no. Consooming can't stop, won't stop.
He's probably justifying watching more of this shit because he's serious critic and has to see the bad moviez for the good of everyone who watches him.

Is he even still active though, I doubt this can keep up for long.
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Re: MauLer: His Video's Long and He's British So That Means He's Smart

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 14, 2021 6:48 am

Darth Mauler is a faggot.

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Re: MauLer: His Video's Long and He's British So That Means He's Smart

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Guest wrote:
Mon Dec 13, 2021 7:30 pm
Guest wrote:
Mon Dec 13, 2021 12:04 pm
Mauler: His videos are long and his dick is short.
Can some one please make that the title of the Thread Please?! :D
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Re: MauLer: His Video's Long and He's British So That Means He's Smart

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Tue Dec 14, 2021 2:33 pm

jumkey mones wrote:
Mon Dec 13, 2021 2:34 pm
Making movie reviews that are longer then the actual films themselves(and only just that 1 film, not covering say the entire series of films) has got to be the most autistic thing ever.
In general, these super long videos are usually pretentious, obnoxious and way longer than they need to be, and the shocking part is that it's not just some rambling cuck, but they are edited. Anderson has like 8 hour video about Witcher. Fuck him. To these hacks, it's just masturbation to show off that they can make really long videos. But at least Anderson has to go through rather long games, Mauler is just a soycuck who wastes everybody's time talking about movies that aren't even worth discussing at lenght - they suck and won't suck less if you make a very gay 3 hour video about them.

You can fill hours with interesting points and discussion, but that requires actual effort, long-term passion for the thing (no, just sitting down for a month and trying to read a book over and over will not help you) and cutting down the boring stuff. They never do that.

There is a reason why when somebody actually writes a successful book studying something, they invest years into that. These jewtubers are like DIY version of that.
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Re: MauLer: His Video's Long and He's British So That Means He's Smart

Post by Oengae » Tue Dec 14, 2021 3:57 pm

The Plinkett reviews of the Star Wars movie got every hackfraud thinking they can nitpick a movie for 3 hours and be considered an expert in film studies. Blob, MauLer, Lindsay. All the intellectual equivalent of rattling a stick in a paint can. Lot of noise but mostly empty and lacking substance.

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