Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:58 am

Old Black Man wrote:
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Ladies and Gentlesirs, I give to you, the woooorrrld's greeeaaaatesst sleaaazeeebag!
How pissed is Lewis that they're using a still from the At4W movie?

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Complicity » Fri Jun 11, 2021 7:22 am

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Lupa and company are going to have a meltdown over this.
They would if only they knew what an EXXXotica Expo is.
And they would know that if only they knew what sex is.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Fri Jun 11, 2021 9:55 am

Old Black Man wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:55 am
Liar Revealed wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:44 pm
Old Black Man wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:34 pm
Look at him though, he looks like the guy who’d be working on one of those early 2000s internet porn videos shot in a hotel.
Exactly. That's why I said he should just direct porn instead of those movies he makes that nobody watches.

I also thought his thinning hair fit the sleazy Cinema Snob character better than the Humpty-Dumpty look he went for.
Very true, he honestly looked better when he was heavier and had some hair. The cocaine diet and clean shave just make him look like he’s terminally ill as others have said. You usually didn’t see those guys on camera, but he talks in the same sleazy way that they do.

“Hey baby, you ready to pop your anal cherry today?”
“We’ll give you an extra $100 if you take Tyrone’s dick while you’re fucking Chad.”
“Oh shit she’s dead, quick, I know a good back alley!”
It's uncanny how accurately I'm hearing this in Brad's voice.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Old Black Man » Fri Jun 11, 2021 11:57 am

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Fri Jun 11, 2021 9:55 am
Old Black Man wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:55 am
Liar Revealed wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:44 pm


Exactly. That's why I said he should just direct porn instead of those movies he makes that nobody watches.

I also thought his thinning hair fit the sleazy Cinema Snob character better than the Humpty-Dumpty look he went for.
Very true, he honestly looked better when he was heavier and had some hair. The cocaine diet and clean shave just make him look like he’s terminally ill as others have said. You usually didn’t see those guys on camera, but he talks in the same sleazy way that they do.

“Hey baby, you ready to pop your anal cherry today?”
“We’ll give you an extra $100 if you take Tyrone’s dick while you’re fucking Chad.”
“Oh shit she’s dead, quick, I know a good back alley!”
It's uncanny how accurately I'm hearing this in Brad's voice.
Because it’s the kind of person Brad is. :D If he weren’t an IN he’d be doing some sleazy shit like that to make money. Talking runaways and cheap hookers into getting in the back of a van and making low quality porn. I mean he’s experienced in shooting in 240p.
drisko wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:58 am
Old Black Man wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 8:40 am
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Ladies and Gentlesirs, I give to you, the woooorrrld's greeeaaaatesst sleaaazeeebag!
How pissed is Lewis that they're using a still from the At4W movie?
Oh god I hope he notices! I want to hear that rant so bad now.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:56 pm

drisko wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:58 am
How pissed is Lewis that they're using a still from the At4W movie?
Not like he would do anything about it. He can't cut him out of the movie because of muh precious continuity.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Moe Bitches » Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:18 pm

Fucked over by your own rules. Glorious.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by RedLine » Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:32 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:56 pm
Not like he would do anything about it. He can't cut him out of the movie because of muh precious continuity.
What if Mechakara or Dr.Linksano created a time vortex or something? Then maybe he could edit the movie and replace Brad with eRod

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Old Black Man » Fri Jun 11, 2021 11:12 pm

RedLine wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:32 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:56 pm
Not like he would do anything about it. He can't cut him out of the movie because of muh precious continuity.
What if Mechakara or Dr.Linksano created a time vortex or something? Then maybe he could edit the movie and replace Brad with eRod
So it’d be like that Army of the Dead movie where they green screened in that one broad in post? Brad is short but peerod would need a box to stand on in order to fill in for him.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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