Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 11, 2021 1:23 am

I'd imagine his out being that it isn't gay when at least one woman is present.
He could reason that it's a threesome and just mentally blank out that it wasn't just a devil's threesome but that he also did more cock sucking than the woman.

Could be why he has such a hard time keeping his women. They think they get a great swingers experience their way but quickly discover it's nothing but an outlet for his own cocklust.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Dec 11, 2021 1:26 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Dec 11, 2021 1:23 am
I'd imagine his out being that it isn't gay when at least one woman is present.
But when is a woman ever present?

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 11, 2021 1:50 am

In the luring. The inner-city lads think they are just getting prepped by the cuck, as usual and expected from other illustrious INs like James AVGN and Boulderboy. But then the suck-starting by Brad while they wait in line is all they ever get.

Lured by Laura's fat tits, sucked to completion by Brad before they know what happened.
Naturally, Brad would swallow, so as to not ruin the carpet. The room they waited in line to enter? Unoccupied, as Laura is off "visiting" her family for moths now.

But that's just my theory. A gay theory!
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Dec 11, 2021 2:43 am

A gay theory about a gay man doing gay things for the gayness. Seems plausible enough to be canon!

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Dec 11, 2021 3:13 am

It's not just a thoery if it's 100% observable and confirmed fagt.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by RedLine » Sat Dec 11, 2021 3:18 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Dec 11, 2021 1:50 am
Lured by Laura's fat tits, sucked to completion by Brad before they know what happened.
Look, sometimes this kind of thing happens. It's why people shouldn't drink too much.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 11, 2021 3:34 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
Sat Dec 11, 2021 2:43 am
A gay theory about a gay man doing gay things for the gayness. Seems plausible enough to be canon!
Right? Seeing as meme magic works and DHI is always right, I'll just stick with that.
Based on the info we have (Brad is gay, talks like a gay and likes gay stuff, doing coke like a gay and likes to have other men involved, despite having an A+ titcow for a wife), I'm confident that my conclusion is plausible enough to be canonical.

What say ye fellow shitposters? Yay or nay?
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by RedLine » Sat Dec 11, 2021 3:38 am

Works for me. Laura has definitely watched him swallow a load right from the tap.
He's probably sucked off Rob too. But just as a "joke".

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Dec 11, 2021 3:39 am

The Man loves the show Sex in the City. That's some gay ass shit, chief.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Dec 11, 2021 4:17 am

Gay as charged.

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