Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Le Redditeur]

Oy vey! The goyim know about Lord Yaweh-Xenu! Shut it down!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Xenu is a tranny

I wonder if there's a harem animu where Xenu is a loli. They already did that shit with the Crawling Chaos, so it wouldn't surprise me.

[Guest]

Isn't Xenu actually the Satan of Scientology?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Not entirely accurate since there's no God for him to have rebelled against. The whole thetan thing and preventing us from being super awesome special snowflakes is more Demiurge-ish.

[Kugelfisch]

He's more like the Mega Hitler and the seven gorillion cling to you as ghosts so you never forget to remember.

[Beelzquill]

I always thought of Xenu as the intergalactic version of Augusto Pinochet, and thetans as filthy filthy commies.

[Guest]

If April ever dumps Spoony, would CucksonJizz become his new girlfriend?

[Guest]

They are starting to fall for it, now we wait for the stream mention....

[Kugelfisch]

I always thought of Xenu as the intergalactic version of Augusto Pinochet, and thetans as filthy filthy commies.

Free helicopter rides for Thetans! I like it.

[Nehezir]

They are starting to fall for it, now we wait for the stream mention....

that was actually me. I had a hunch it was parody but honestly I'll just play along for fun. I never really disliked Scarlet, and in fact she actually let me continue dodging my ban after I just flatly apologized for being a colossal sperg and told her I snuck back in.