DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Kugelfisch]

When you offer DSP money it's the only time he will ever pay attention.
Reminder that he also rejected Keemstar's offer, which was honestly a good call. I swear that's the only time half of his neurons ever fire.

[Le Redditeur]

Thats because the only thing greater than his greed (and his wife's gunt) is his ego. DSP will flat out refuse money that comes from something he thinks is demeaning to him, which is why he never fully embraced monetizing troll tips.

[Kugelfisch]

Exactly! At least one to understand.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Dunno why he's so paranoid about being seen as a clown. It's not like he himself does a good job hiding it.

[rabidtictac]

DSP is melting down because he couldn't clout leech off Metokur and he ended up banning one of his regular whales.

[Le Redditeur]

Now watch the whale do the song and dance about all the times DSP aggressively begged for money to him in private, while completely dodging questions about why the fuck was he financing the pigroach in the first place. Then he will contact Phil "behind the scenes" and ask to be forgiven, throwing thousands of dollars to be made a mod again. It's so damn predictable you can set your watch to it.

[Kugelfisch]

Dunno why he's so paranoid about being seen as a clown. It's not like he himself does a good job hiding it.

Because he has a massive ego and any L he takes causes him to froth at the mouth about it for years.
Conversely, he will be ultra smug and feel smart about not being Keemstar's dancing bear forever.

He doesn't care as much about money, actually. Whatever he gets, he spends on door dash and intangible sweaty men. He just cares for the gambling thrill and validating his ego.

[rabidtictac]

He cares about the dopamine hit of insulting some retarded whale and watching them pour dollarinos into his bank account while begging for forgiveness.

[Le Redditeur]

He must be feeling pretty good right bow, considering he banned one of his top whales who fired a stream to complain about DSP but said he "would go back, no problem" and his probably now in the process of sending hundreds of dollars to the pig.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

At least he got noticed by senpai UwU