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Post by vegetasasuke0 » Wed Jul 30, 2025 6:10 am

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Fine theory. Then again, he was a self-righteous heroine addict. His concern couldn't possibly have been that great if he kept shooting up and him being a self-absorbed faggot all his life doesn't make any points in his favour.
His excuse was that it helped with a stomach issue that doctors didn't know how to treat at the time, regardless of the matter, he didn't think he had a problem and during the time he was requested to go to rehab, his wife was doing her own rehabbing in a hotel in LA I believe it was, to which she told him that they could do it together as a couple and he declined because again he didn't think he had a problem. If she killed him, she would have needed way more of an access point than a hotel that had constant supervision and monitoring from the front end and possible phone calls, especially with celebs just coming and going. I remember Kurt was on his plane ride out of LA and he was seated next to Duff McKagan from Guns N' Roses and while they were friendly, he didn't want to open up about what issues he was having because they were both on the same record label and I am sure he was scared that Duff was gonna snitch to the record label. It's like Michael Jackson, Cobain was worth more to the label dead than he was alive. Another thing Courtney said was "Dave Grohl has a Nirvana Inc. credit card that he put a brand new Austin Martin on, I'm the head of the Cobain estate and I don't got a Nirvana credit card, my mother-in-law doesn't have a door on her house", it's crazy how despite being told over and over that she killed her husband, she profited the least from him being dead, I mean the bassist literally became a politician with help from Dave and his father once Kurt died, and the touring guitarist became a member of Foo Fighters with Dave, so again, they all got more out of Kurt dying than being alive.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jul 30, 2025 6:34 am

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Wed Jul 30, 2025 6:10 am
His excuse was that it helped with a stomach issue that doctors didn't know how to treat at the time
Funny how these guys retarded enough to fall for the absolute death and misery drug suddenly become expert doctors when it comes to justifications for taking Heroine.

The nigger thought he was smarter than the drugs. Turns out be wasn't.
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Post by ebin namefag » Wed Jul 30, 2025 7:23 am

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His excuse was that it helped with a stomach issue that doctors didn't know how to treat at the time
Kurt Coburn went to the hospital to get his stomach pumped, you won't believe what they found.
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The nigger thought he was smarter than the drugs. Turns out be wasn't.
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Post by vegetasasuke0 » Wed Jul 30, 2025 6:54 pm

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Wed Jul 30, 2025 6:34 am
Funny how these guys retarded enough to fall for the absolute death and misery drug suddenly become expert doctors when it comes to justifications for taking Heroine.

The nigger thought he was smarter than the drugs. Turns out be wasn't.
The high school dropout thought he was smarter than a doctor. He couldn't see his drug problem was the reason his kid was taken away the first time.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 02, 2025 12:12 am

Oh but you see, Heroine made him feel really good. It must be good then! Better than his child, career and even his life. Truly worth dying for, mate. How else would he ever feel good if he didn't shoot up poison sold by slavers, just one rung above child sex ring operators, into his veins?

We all know that life is just unbearable as a plain rockstar millionaire and sex icon for young women if you're not nodding off in a stupor!
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Post by vegetasasuke0 » Fri Aug 22, 2025 6:20 am

The streets are saying King Cobra either died or just had a heart attack, either way another one bites the dust.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Aug 22, 2025 12:18 pm



This was hist last video on Facebook on the 19th.
People have also gotten their hands on dispatch chatter from the fire department responding to his address, finding someone "past cpr, blue lips, completely stiff" and a code call for "10-79", which is a call for a coroner.
Seems all but confirmed that Josh is dead.

Current working theories range from severe food poisoning, organ failure from his insane alcohol consumption or even some poisonous seeds NAL put in a "care package" for Cobes.

Anyone who's been following him knew he'd just croak one day and not in the distant near future either. I fully expected him to die either this or next year. He was going hard on the booze, even by his standards.
RIP, Cobes! I don't have a nasty dogchair to pour beer onto but I'll have a beer in remembrance and rock out at a festival tomorrow in his honour.

I guess it's time for Seizure Robot to switch to DSP videos sooner than expected.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Aug 22, 2025 12:37 pm

I guess he's eating bug burritos in heaven now :|
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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Aug 22, 2025 12:51 pm

Sure seems that way. Not too surprising either. A casual observer may think he was just doing his normal cycle of drinking and eating crappy food. But the past few weeks he's been sent several bottles of rotgut plastic handles of vodka and Everclear and he was drinking Leaving Las Vegas style.

I like to drink. I jokingly call myself an alcoholic sometimes. I certainly drink too often and too much when I do most of the time. But very rarely have I been drinking the absolute bottom shelf stuff (really only in my teens) and even more rarely have I ever been drinking hard two days in a row.
It's true that it'll clear your hangover right up. However, you'll feel pretty bad even when drunk and that day after that is going to be absolute Hell.
Did that once turning 18, once in my late 20s and once in my mid 30s. It gets worse the older you get.
If I were to drink bottom shelf vodka to a blackout and the next day repeat that process right now nearing 40 I'd take a week to recover from that. That's not even factoring in his atrocious diet!

It might be something else but my money is on the alcohol having done him in. He was drinking like an end-stage alcoholic a few years before being there tolerance-wise. Like he had a death wish.
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