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[rabidtictac]

no one in Hollywood knows how to make new goyslop that they'll eat up

Yeah, so far their strategy has been to make that same movie from 2008-2011 over and over again. But shittier each time. Look at the template created by Iron Man and Avengers.

[Liar Revealed]

He also thinks that these clowns have any effect on anything..

That's where his whole argument falls apart though. The YouTube grifters have little to no influence. People didn't see Dial of Destiny because it looked like shit and Harrison Ford is Biden's age. People didn't see Furiosa because Max wasn't in it.

[Complicity]

no one in entertainment knows how to make new goyslop that they'll eat up.

Two main reasons for that:
-They cripple themselves with self-inflicted censorship. They are afraid to offend anyone who isn't a straight white man, and come across as hateful puritans as a result.
-Their hiring practices are based on political optics rather than talent and experience.

It's not just Pedowood; any sehktor of mainstream goyslop packing can't make anything genuinely new if their lives depended on it.
All they can do is recycling every old shit they can find, and make it "lame and gay", as Cartman says.

[Kugelfisch]

I agree with Zack's basic argument. The "culture war" has resulted in the most retarded media criticism discource possible.

It's acceptable now to have strong opinions about movies that you've never seen.

That has always been acceptable and media criticism hasn't gotten even a tiny bit dumber than it has always been either.

The flavour was more cinema snobs vs. popcorn entertainment. Now the snobs champion the retarded goyslop instead of terrible French arthouse shit.

Don't kid yourself. If you saw even half a minute of the trailer to some generic romcom you already knew it was shit garbage.
Not as in "it doesn't seem to be something I would like but I will reserve my judgement" but as in the definitive, objective, factual knowledge "this is fucking garbage".

You can tell someone is genuinely dumb within seconds. Something about their look, the way they dress, stand, walk and talk. Their mimics, facial structure - all of that.
You couldn't explain why but you just know.
It's the same for movies.

Zack is still struggling with that. He also thinks that these clowns have any effect on anything..

The way the algorithms serve you videos, you will have to go out of your way to get out of the situation of being the choir being preached to.

Normalfags don't do that. They get their already held opinions validated. The average normalfag will be told the newest goyslop is great by paid reviews and has never even heard of any anti-woke grifter, much less got convinced that The Eternals is woke propaganda.
They just saw some boring nobodies with an even more boring premise and watched Top Gun instead.

[Le Redditeur]

Sometimes you don't even need the trailer to know a movie is utter shit. The words "Directed by <hack fraud>" usually are enough.

[Complicity]

I agree with Zack's basic argument. The "culture war" has resulted in the most retarded media criticism discource possible.

It's acceptable now to have strong opinions about movies that you've never seen. You saw the trailer. And you made nine videos about your reaction to it.

Me, I just stopped watching these grifters a few years ago

Zack is still struggling with that. He also thinks that these clowns have any effect on anything..

In the end, Richard Meyer is autistic. Like, for real.

What i know for certain is that i'll never see in theaters something as outstanding and suited to my tastes as John Carpenter's The Thing or Shin'ya Tsukamoto's Tetsuo The Iron Man, so it's pointless to care about movies at all.

[Poonoo]

What i know for certain is that i'll never see in theaters something as outstanding and suited to my tastes as John Carpenter's The Thing or Shin'ya Tsukamoto's Tetsuo The Iron Man, so it's pointless to care about movies at all.

That's part of getting old, all of us on here feel that way about movies. The problem is Zoomers don't give a shit about movies either and as Ricky Gervais said, everyone just watches Netflix now. Zoomers grew out of Marvel capeshit faster than Millennials did and Hollywood hasn't found a replacement for the Zoomers, and they have tried with animu adaptations but they've failed.

The Girl Boss woke shit is just accelerating the decline since normies never had a hipster phase so they find it repulsive. But honestly, TVs being massive these days, ticket and food prices at theaters being a rip off and in America you have to deal with black people constantly yelling during the movie, people would rather stay home. The Theatre isn't worth it if you have a surround sound system and a big enough TV. Compared to the 90s where you were watching it on a small TV on a VHS tape that is slightly worn, the theatre was a big jump.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Even if you don't find it repulsive it's just dull. It's always the same shit.
Here's the girlboss roflstomping a guy twice her size.
Here's the girlboss whining about society holding her down due to being a chick despite being privileged.
Here's the girlboss realizing that the only thing holding her back was her denying her own awesomeness.
And here's where we retcon your favorite IP (Star Trek, Doctor Who, Star Wars,...) to make it so a stunningly brave GoC (Girlboss of Color) did it first (Spock's superior "sister", the OG Doctor, the communist lesbian space witch twins).

I've seen way more variety in bad slasher flics, and I've always joked that they effectively reuse the same script over and over again.

they have tried with animu adaptations but they've failed.

Because the superior version already exists.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

One could make the small argument of Netflix's 3DPD One Piss adaptation being a rare success (even though they blackwashed an established character), but they'll still eventually ruin that one too regardless of Oda's supervision.

[Lindsay's Liver]

I agree with Zack's basic argument. The "culture war" has resulted in the most retarded media criticism discource possible.

It's acceptable now to have strong opinions about movies that you've never seen.

That has always been acceptable and media criticism hasn't gotten even a tiny bit dumber than it has always been either.

Here's what's different now: Media criticism has become a grift. There are probably earlier examples, but I first recall noticing it with "The Last Jedi". A YouTuber would post their review (and call it, say, *The Last Jedi is a Disaster!") and it would do well for them so they kept going. Next thing you know, they're posting "The Last Jedi is a Disaster! Part 8".

This snowballed into what we have now. When a new woke Star Wars thing comes out, I think that Nerdrotic and his ilk love it, because it's a new cow that they can milk. Doomcock can make yet another video about how Disney is throwing out Kathleen Kennedy AAAANY DAY NOW (he's been doing that for years).

Culture war media criticism is retarded because it's not really media criticism. It's a system of telling people what they want to hear.