CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

[Rapeculture]

God those tweets are so deep man. He's a deep, sensitive poet, a new Tupac Shakur.

What a faggot cuck. I can almost hear him crying into his crusty fuck pillow.

[veris leta facies]

I find it funny how goddamn serious he always is. Is this guy even capable of being sarcastic/laidback even once in a while? He and his motivational speeches to Spoony "you will bend but not break", jesus christ mate, adult heterosexual men don't talk like that to each other.

[Kugelfisch]

He's got severe autism and no human interaction in person with anyone but his mommy when she brings him tendies to his basement. He likely read that shit somewhere and thinks that's stuff people actually say.

[MegaNigger]

He's got severe autism and no human interaction in person with anyone but his mommy when she brings him tendies to his basement. He likely read that shit somewhere and thinks that's stuff people actually say.

Its how I spoke when I was 9 and wanted to be a supreme animu protagonist like Hank Hill.

[Kugelfisch]

Hank Hill is a most formidable role model. Honest, hard-working and always just with the best interest of his family in mind. A true American hero!

[Tony Schiavone]

Only heard him once on Boss' streams--Transformers: War for Cybertron, where they make painfully unfunny jokes and impressions for 20 minutes straight (and Noah needs to be led around like a toddler).

How does Cuckson sound? Like a stereotypical autist in every sense of the word.
Try this! Talk out of one side of your mouth, using only your tongue and cheek. He sounds exactly like that.

EDIT: Fixed the link to the right fucking War for Cybertron. You should hear plenty of Cuckson now.

[mad bum]

I need time codes boss! You can't expect me to sit through that for 4 hours.

[AdorableOtter]

I kinda sorta half regret the fact that X-com manual stuff broke him that fast. Cuckson might have gave us some more quality memes and lulz if I delayed the exposure. That REEEEing on reddit was hilarious though.

[MegaNigger]

I almost want to go full 24hr Op and encourage him to finish it. You just know it would go viral for all the worst (best) reasons. It would be features in cringe compilations year round.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm afraid that ship has sailed. He's been spooked but fucking nothing. He's just that soft of a bitch.
I'll chime in with autism cat here. I need a time code for that shit, boss. I've skipped around and barely managed to find Spoony talking, let alone Cuckson.