Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[Kugelfisch]

I hope she goes full hyphenated last name. Pregler-Porteus. It's a revolting set of syllables. Say it out loud. It will make you angry.

And you know it would be in that order as well, since the hyphen alone just wouldn't be bitchmade enough for Faillous.

[ban]

Wait, Luba and Failass are actually getting married?

They already got married. I suppose you could be forgiven for not noticing, given their wedding picture looks more like a picture of a trip to the DMV

Fucking hell, this can't be real. Even political marriages down the mayor's office have more fanfare than this. Wow Phellan, you know you can get someone better than Lupa, right?

[Complicity]

Wow Phellan, you know you can get someone better than Lupa, right?

I used to think the same many years ago, but he obviously can't.
He will say yes if Luba asks him about demands an open relationship.

[Guest]

I hope she goes full hyphenated last name. Pregler-Porteus. It's a revolting set of syllables. Say it out loud. It will make you angry.

And you know it would be in that order as well, since the hyphen alone just wouldn't be bitchmade enough for Faillous.

She'll probably make him take her name

[Newhalf]

The only way that picture could have been more perfect was if they both wore the masks.

[Osterzone]

I hope she goes full hyphenated last name. Pregler-Porteus. It's a revolting set of syllables. Say it out loud. It will make you angry.

And you know it would be in that order as well, since the hyphen alone just wouldn't be bitchmade enough for Faillous.

She'll probably make him take her name

Then he'd be Pheler, failure. How appropriate

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She'll probably make him take her name

>implying that won't be his idea

Wow Phellan, you know you can get someone better than Lupa, right?

I used to think the same many years ago, but he obviously can't.
He will say yes if Luba asks him about demands an open relationship.

What about his sister?

[RedLine]

You're better off alone than being married(!) To Lupa.

[Guest]

What is the over/under on their combined household income? I'm putting it at $40k USD at the absolute most.

Good thing kids are out of the question for reasons too numerous to list.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

10bux it's less than I earn. And I don't even have to prostitute myself for the internet.