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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 4:25 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
They run in terror because their bodies can't handle the fire hydrant he has between his legs.
Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 4:30 pm
by CuckTurdginson
Its a Tyler Durden situation where Brad is both the cuckee and the cucker. Turns out he was hallucinating Tyrone the whole time.
Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 4:34 pm
by Liar Revealed
CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Fri Sep 03, 2021 4:20 pm
He generally has pretty good taste in women
I mean, yes and no. They're relatively attractive, but usually damaged, stupid, or both. Not the kind of girls to marry.
Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 6:39 pm
by Guest
CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Fri Sep 03, 2021 4:20 pm
He generally has pretty good taste in women
No. He likes 3DPD.
Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 7:29 pm
by TheManWithNoPlan
CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Fri Sep 03, 2021 4:20 pm
Exactly. Doge and Rob.
He generally has pretty good taste in women, with the exception of Jake's dangerhair. Even Violet seemed like a nice enough girl. He's clearly the x factor, these bitches get to know him and run for the hills.
He’s gotta shove them on camera for his fans to gawk at when they clearly have no desire to talk about some random piece of shit film at midnight.
Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 2:51 am
by Guest
you don't marry a trophy bitch just to keep her on a shelf
Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 3:08 am
by Kugelfisch
I mean it worked out well. Laura absolutely broke Lupa. The unhinged harpy of ancient times still hasn't and will never fully recover from that.
Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 4:51 am
by Le Redditeur
If Laura's divorcing Brad was the catalyst for Lupa marrying Ghostbusting Manchild, then Laura deserve a statue. Or better yet, a sex doll made in her image, with her real-sized tiddies.
Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 5:29 am
by Guest
They are going to be so miserable together, living in the same house together. I give their relationship two years before she tries to cancel him.
Laura doesn't just deserve a statue, she deserves a fucking Nobel Prize
Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 5:56 am
by Venomous Masculinity
Wait, Luba and Failass are actually getting married? I thought that was all shit posting