Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

[mad bum]

I found Rushy guys.

http://www.newstatesman.com/sites/defau ... k=w6D6F52e

[Kugelfisch]

Judging from your estimations, I don't think I have to be afraid anytime this century.

I'm just assuming you're east German because you're as retarded as one.

[rabidtictac]

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As Spoony-esque as this looks like, I can't really argue with Joe here, because he did say ahead that his schedule was "more guidelines than actual rules". And his fanbase is like 10% unconditional support, 90% DHI-level sperge.

You're always wrong. It's like a super power.

1) Joe says in that spergecap that his content is "free." It's not free. It has fucking ads all over it and he makes his fucking LIVING from making videos for those spergefans he hates so much to watch. That is why he even has the life he does, and isn't working at a Wal-Mart somewhere as a greeter. Joe is a spanish DSP with about as much gratefulness to his fans. They bitch because they are paying him (either directly via paymetons or indirectly via ads and views) and he isn't delivering.

2)Joe himself said it: Some of his fans only like his angry reviews. He is fucking called ANGRY JOE and he made his name doing angry reviews. Now he's pissed off that people only like his garbage reviews and don't like his even more garbage shitty let's plays and paid shillvertisements for AAA games.

3) His ultimatum is laughable. By all means Joe, chase away your fans that you hate so much. Then you'll find yourself where DSP is now: barely able to make ends meet.

Thing is, I'm a Joe "hater." Guess what? I no longer watch ANY Joe videos.

It's not like Joe is trying to chase away haters like me. I already don't watch. He's chasing away all those fans who want to see what they want to see. How many times did RLM hear "post more Plinkett, we don't care about x show." They made that into a joke and didn't take it so seriously. They made a bunch of content that was LIKE Plinkett while being more friendly to advertisers/making money.

QED you're retarded and Joe is more retarded. He's pulling a Spoony. He's shitting on the people who made him what he is today, aka people that watched him for Angry Reviews. But I know the reason he doesn't want to do as many of those these days: he's lazy as fuck and he'd rather spend 3 hours doing the tutorial for Prison Architect (slight exaggeration) than edit together a proper review.

[rabidtictac]

It must be really weird on Joe's ivory tower where he is so big he flat out tells people to leave. I wish a even bigger YouTuber would call him out on it so the sheep can flock out in drones like they did with fine bros.

The reason why people want angry reviews is because no one wants to see your stupid reaction videos and twitch streams, but we know from the angry Joe sucks blog that Joe can't turn off the trolls and still has that CA mind set that everyone loves him.

Again, I must use the DSP comparison. DSP thinks everything he touches turns to gold. Joe thinks all this videos, even the SUPER FUCKING AWFUL streams, react videos and let's plays, are just as good as his reviews.

[Kugelfisch]

Because suddenly it's the Angry Joe SHOW. He shows you what he wants. Supply and demand fuck him over on that one but it's not my job to tell fuckers how to not ruin their business.

[Charlar]

Judging from your estimations, I don't think I have to be afraid anytime this century.

I'm just assuming you're east German because you're as retarded as one.

So how do you see the rest of Germany that isn't East Germany

[Poonoo]

Judging from your estimations, I don't think I have to be afraid anytime this century.

I'm just assuming you're east German because you're as retarded as one.

So how do you see the rest of Germany that isn't East Germany

Maybe a Caliphate?

[Rushy]

I found Rushy guys.

http://www.newstatesman.com/sites/defau ... k=w6D6F52e

Oh hell no, that's way too overdone. Who does foreplay dressed in a mascot costume?

I'm just assuming you're east German because you're as retarded as one.

Well, you do that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And why do you furries always have to have wolfsonas? Get creative, dammit.

And it's really funny seeing an internet nobody go down the spiral of dwindling viewership and pissing of said viewers out of his own volition.

[Kugelfisch]

So how do you see the rest of Germany that isn't East Germany

The only other place I have a strong opinion on is Hannover. It's a city full of shitbags and the biggest hive of corruption there is. Not a single good person comes from Hannover.