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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:09 pm
by Guest
I'd make fun of him being a nasty cockslut even if he "owned" it and came out. That'll never not be something you shouldn't comment on. It's too bizarre and too sick.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:25 pm
by BenComicGraphics

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2021 11:12 pm
by Kugelfisch
Fixed the link, you incompetent nigger.
Came here to post it as well. Linkara will hate Chris O'Neill even more now. :lol:

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2021 2:07 am
by Guest
Guest wrote:
Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:51 am
Guest wrote:
Sat Jul 10, 2021 4:18 am
So next week he's going to review Batman Hush, is it too much to ask that he not complain about the way Jim Lee draws Catwoman, Ivy and Harley like the closeted mo he is? Retarded question I know. ;)
You know what he'd really hate? Jim Balent's Catwoman series from the '90s.
Balent draws girls like this
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Wife looks like this
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When he drew Catwoman he toned it down obviously (DC is a family company, after all). But she still looked like this
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Poor cockslut would have a heart attack
Speaking of Jim Balent
Come out of the closet Lewis.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2021 2:16 am
by BenComicGraphics
"Fair enough" means "concede the point", not "But anyways, here's why I'm right anyways".

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2021 2:59 am
by Guest
Guest wrote:
Fri Jul 16, 2021 2:07 am
Speaking of Jim Balent
Holy shit he's reading us. We've got a nasty cockslut lurking right here

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:07 am
by Guest
>So some people are saying they actually DO walk around like this on their own
Linkars wears a fedora and assless chaps while he walks around bombed out niggertowns in a t-shirt with an arrow pinting down his backside saying "free TVs inside."

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2021 4:16 am
by Guest
You know a normal man, who hasn't only been with other men and 500 pound gorillas, might consider that walking around in heels all day would have an effect on how women stand, even when they're not wearing them

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2021 10:01 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
"Artists have trouble drawing standing women without heels."

I'm pretty sure this is one of the dumber things this "professional comic book critic" has said so far. A professional artist doesn't go "Fuck, how do I draw feet again?" when switching from one sex to the other. The anatomy isn't that vastly different.

He could've made a cross-reference with Rob Liefeld and joke about artists struggling with feet in general (not sure if he ever jumped on the "Liefeld hates feet" meme, though).
Or he could've joked about how the artist should diversify his tracing sources.
But no, he had to suggest that the artist is either sexist or dumb.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:56 pm
by Kugelfisch
Certainly couldn't be a preference of the artist, could it? It's not like sex pervert Linkara is unfamiliar with odd preferences.