KingCobraJFS

[Complicity]

Well, Ozzy died. Prepare for Cobes to go on the biggest binge of blackout streams yet!

I'm worried his meltdown will be underwhelming. Ozzy should have died when Cobes kinda sorta had his faculties still available.

I'm worried he'll an hero over it, like those grunge faggots after Kurt Cobain was murdered by his gold digging whore wife.

[ebin namefag]

[Kugelfisch]

I'm worried his meltdown will be underwhelming.

I wish you hadn't been right about that.
We all know he's always been a poser but I would've thought he made the Ozzy shit so much part of his identity that he'd flip out regardless.

Boy was legit more devastated about burning some bacon a week ago.

[ebin namefag]

Boy was legit more devastated about burning some bacon a week ago.

I know the feeling.

[Kugelfisch]

Boy was legit more devastated about burning some bacon a week ago.

I know the feeling.

I don't. I've never burned bacon. Just gotta wait for it to float to the top.

[ebin namefag]

Boy was legit more devastated about burning some bacon a week ago.

I know the feeling.

I don't. I've never burned bacon. Just gotta wait for it to float to the top.

I meant getting overemotional about fucking up food in general.

[Complicity]

I can't eat bacon anymore.
Every time i try, i get flashbacks of the Booger VS Wings boxing event.

[Kugelfisch]

I can't eat bacon anymore.
Every time i try, i get flashbacks of the Booger VS Wings boxing event.

I didn’t watch that. I guess that's good.
I like bacon but I've never understood that retarded reddit meme behaviour of being obsessed with it. Backed beans or eggs really call for it but I hardly ever use it for anything else.

Incidentally, my favourite Cobes video ever is him munching an entire can of pre-cooked bacon.



I've even posted it here before. It's perfect!

[vegetasasuke0]

I'm worried he'll an hero over it, like those grunge faggots after Kurt Cobain was murdered by his gold digging whore wife.

I thought Dave Grohl killed Cobain because of his pact with Satan, greed, and the fact he was about to get sued AND fired, weird how life works.

[Complicity]

I'm worried he'll an hero over it, like those grunge faggots after Kurt Cobain was murdered by his gold digging whore wife.

I thought Dave Grohl killed Cobain because of his pact with Satan, greed, and the fact he was about to get sued AND fired, weird how life works.

I never heard about that.
The conspiracy i know about was about the wife cucking Kurt and paying someone to get rid of him, so she could grift his death for all it was worth.
There was a "documentary" (mostly unproven bullshit allegations) about it.
For sure she was a gold digger, and she didn't give a shit about him and their child.
I know that Grohl and the bitch had a lolsuit going about the ownership of Nirvana music, but i've never heard that he was going to be sued and/or fired before the jewarioing.