The Critical Drinker

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The returning OG Busters in that movie looked like they were just a few years away from needing some ghost busting themselves.

[Complicity]

It’s bad, but it’s not bad for interesting reasons. Just jokes failing in rapid succession and then the movies over.

Very lame jokes, because they were improvised rather than written, if i remember correctly.
But the true reason behind the movie's infamy was the terrible marketing strategy:
Consoom, or you hate women.
It didn't work for Hillary, it didn't work for this movie, and yet they tried it again and again with Terminator Dork Fate, that shitty Harley Quinn movie, that Charlie's Angels reboot with the Twilight femboy, and the Soy Wars crap.

[CuckTurdginson]

If you're not terminally online, all you have to do is not watch it.

[Complicity]

And I didn't.
Even if I was terminally online, I wouldn't.
Which part of my previous comment was me complaining about having to watch garbage against my will?
If your argument is seriously "just don't watch and shut up about it", DHI should not exist entirely.

The Cum Drinker is trying to ride the line to apease his right leaning audience while not being edgy enough to put a target on his back. He also tries to remain objective by liking something he would have hated a video or two ago.

His biggest handicap is his lack of knowledge.
He's obviously the same as Fernando, who never touched a Vidya before becoming bootleg Angry Bimmy, or Cockslut, who never touched a comic before becoming bootleg Doge.

He never watched an Asian movie, and I wouldn't be surprised if the only Carpenter's movie he knows is Halloween.

[CuckTurdginson]

You're on DHI, you are terminally online.

[ebin namefag]

He never watched an Asian movie

Can't name a single JAV code.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Very lame jokes, because they were improvised rather than written, if i remember correctly.

Indeed. It's why most scenes go on for way too long and feature the cast trying way too hard to come up with something funny.

If you're not terminally online, all you have to do is not watch it.

Which is what the AVGN tried, but he almost got cancelled over having the nerve to announce how uninterested he was in the movie.

[CuckTurdginson]

He decided to make being terminally online his job.

Enter the biggest issue with INs and Paymeton.

[JL Unlimited]

Charlie's Angels reboot with the Twilight femboy

I didn’t know Robert Pattinson was in Charlie’s Angels.

[Kugelfisch]

The Cum Drinker is trying to ride the line to apease his right leaning audience while not being edgy enough to put a target on his back.

The fence-sitter option Mauler has laid the blueprint out for and the Cum Drinker diligently follows. It's also why both are such nothing people.
Grifter enough to be annoying but not committed enough to a strong opinion to be interesting either way.