Dead Horse Interchange

5:40 pm

Doesn't matter which part fo the video he plays, because nobody can understand a word this guy is saying anyway.

I've slowly phased out Cinemassacre. I used to not miss James & Mike Mondays, but then I started skipping them. I gave Rental Reviews a chance and slowly started skipping those. Skip after skip, and this year I started skipping AVGN videos, something I never thought would happen.

The plagiarism stuff was the last straw, I unsubbed from their Youtube and I don't even want to watch the old stuff, even though it's classic. It's just all a corpse to me. Without the meme stuff, I would have no thought about Cinemassacre at this time.

Welcome to normal.

Is this copy pasta?

If it is, it fits very well.

"The plagiarism stuff was the last straw".
Hehe.

I don't get it. Is that a negro thing?

Nah man, it's just that it would be very meta if it was copypasta.

People are really surprised that Bimmy hasnt changed at all in over a decade?
His fans really are shut-ins living in the safest of safe spaces.

Imagine some random utility line worker or leaf blower forced to do a show like this instead of his regular job. As first it would be funny and "ironic," oh hah hah--to see a non-expert who stumble and shuffle through what he didnt care about.
Then it would slowly becoming boring and not a joke as people realized it was here to stay. And then you'd finally feel either pity or angry at the guy for continuing on with something he found miserable, and not leaving.

That's our nerd boy. He continues to put on this tired, traveling circus for people without a single cloud of anything but cotton candy in their heads. I'm not sure if we've ever had a performer before whose audience is always retarded people--but here is the results.


I'd argue his fans are worse than most INs. Those are miserable because deep down they're self-aware to know that their life and interests are shit. INs that pander to kids ha e their audience grow out or match number one. A bitter group of insane or deluded clubbers is the result.

But AVGN people seem to just be completely empty of anything. When they are all alone, man--they are really ALL alone.

Fuuuck, could you use more words to say his fans are retarded?