April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If you open a dictionary entry to look up "sexually-frustrated waifu, you see a picture of April.

I also don't buy her dislike for 50 Shades since those books were almost written directly for her.

[mad bum]

Spoony: OH GOD HELP US! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN FIRE AND FURY! QUICK! PREPARE THE FALLOUT VAULTS!!!!

April:

[Vaporwear]

If you open a dictionary entry to look up "sexually-frustrated waifu, you see a picture of April.

I also don't buy her dislike for 50 Shades since those books were almost written directly for her.

Bitch is just jealous that someone got filthy rich off their shitty fanfiction while April can only dream of earning even a penny from her garbage writing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well, she can always start writing the heartwarming story of how an Antler Fairy from Dragonthrone fell in love with Steel Ox from Dragontown.

[rabidtictac]

"amusing" is code for "I jill to this every night and twice during the daytime while thinking about Brad from MKE."

[Pumpkin Man]

Spoony can barely get out of bed because of his fear of having to be an adult and work crippling indecisiveness so he refuels on bourbon and gets just drunk enough to forget he's a failure to function while he walks through empty bottles of liquor scattered on the floor just to run down stairs to the kitchen and heat up his burrito for breakfast at "7:20 pm".

Meanwhile across the hall Orcril is downloading new sex mods for her 9 millionth play through of Skyrim.

Certainly no fucks given there in that household.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

If you open a dictionary entry to look up "sexually-frustrated waifu, you see a picture of April.

I also don't buy her dislike for 50 Shades since those books were almost written directly for her.

thats the dillema when society acts like you HAVE to be a feminist when you also secretly want to get raped.

[Kugelfisch]

If you open a dictionary entry to look up "sexually-frustrated waifu, you see a picture of April.

I also don't buy her dislike for 50 Shades since those books were almost written directly for her.

thats the dillema when society acts like you HAVE to be a feminist when you also secretly want to get raped.

With many of the cunts it's so obvious they are into really nasty shit and like to be called worthless whores. But in public they complain about micro aggressions.

[rabidtictac]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

[Kugelfisch]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Exactly this. Anita for instance looks and talks like the kinda bitch that likes to take ass to mouth and getting slapped and spit on. It would fit so nicely that you can picture it right now, in fact.