The Critical Drinker

[ebin namefag]

He puts dildos up his sphincter

He sits on beer bottles. The bottledo.

[Kugelfisch]

My issue w Cum Drinker is you’re not getting any sincere takes from him. He tries to guess whatever the right wants to hear, and formats the argument he’s going to make around that.
He’s the movie reviewer version of a Fox News anchor.

What's funny is that he has such a genuine redditor taste in goyslop that he guesses wrong all the time as well.

Imagine Movie Blob being exactly as he is, only that every once in a while he will praise the newest Harry Potter movie because he's too dense to read the room and be a proper grifter.

Thus the Cum Drinker is useless. He's too dishonest and partisan on one hand and his actual taste is too shallow and soy on the other. All you know is that you're not getting a review worth a damn one way or the other.
He's basically short form Mauler.

[CuckTurdginson]

Saw a new video posted from this guy and it was another video on fucking Cisbusters.

Get new material.

[rabidtictac]

Saw a new video posted from this guy and it was another video on fucking Cisbusters.

Get new material.

Guys like this and Mauler just have nothing without their gimmick to milk or easy target to beat on.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He should comment on KPop Immigrant Slayers instead.

[Dehbashi]

Saw a new video posted from this guy and it was another video on fucking Cisbusters.

Get new material.

Funny he put that video on his main channel and the one he was using to say Superman is bombing on his second channel that he used to clip his streams..

[Kugelfisch]

Why do they insist on reminding us of that movie? Nobody remembers it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Never forget.

[RAPEMAN]

The Cum Drinker is trying to ride the line to apease his right leaning audience while not being edgy enough to put a target on his back. He also tries to remain objective by liking something he would have hated a video or two ago.

[CuckTurdginson]

Why do they insist on reminding us of that movie? Nobody remembers it.

It’s bad, but it’s not bad for interesting reasons. Just jokes failing in rapid succession and then the movies over.

Ghostbusters should’ve never been a franchise, I saw Frozen Empire; which seemed like all it needed to be was a high budget episode of the cartoon and even that movie fucking sucked.