The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Guest]

James gets especially aroused when his wife accidentally calls him "Mike" in bed.

How does he know it’s directed at him and not the seven other guys there?
And how does he understand his wife when her mouth is full?

[Guest]

The only thing worse than Kieran's scripts are his weird polygon articles obsessively drooling over Brie Larson.

Everybody at Semenmassacre has abysmal taste in femails.

[Guest]

Brie's a top ten hottie.

[OneEyedJimmyBibbins]

So I just watched the latest few AVGN videos. Still using the same tired talking points aka "I cant get past the first level" and "how hitting some button does something not related to game play like pausing or bringing up a menu".

Basically the AVGN's gimmick is not understanding game mechanics then going off on a tangent related to being ignorant of how to play the game.

[Guest]

Brie's a top ten hottie.

Camembert Larson has the personality of an ironing board and a body to match.

[Moe Bitches]

Don't bother showing the rest of the list, because it's either really terrible or non-existent.

[Jiangshi]

Brie's a top ten hottie.

Camembert Larson has the personality of an ironing board and a body to match.

She also has the most disgusting feet on this planet. Not even her simps can defend that.

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[Guest]

That's what you get for being a disgusting foot fag.

[Guest]

So I just watched the latest few AVGN videos. Still using the same tired talking points aka "I cant get past the first level" and "how hitting some button does something not related to game play like pausing or bringing up a menu".

Basically the AVGN's gimmick is not understanding game mechanics then going off on a tangent related to being ignorant of how to play the game.

So he's DSP?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Basically the AVGN's gimmick is not understanding game mechanics then going off on a tangent related to being ignorant of how to play the game.

Does he at least still say "Shitload of fuck"? I seem to recall that he stopped swearing so much.