Dead Horse Interchange

It's hard finding decent clothing if you're basically a hippo.

Even Burgerland has its limitations. Despite the hilarious number of obese individuals in the USA, most are still not 500 pounds or more. That's a relative rarity even here.

Big ups Boogie for crushing that weight loss surgery. Not as hard as Wings did, but he seems to be turning the corner.

He should fill up with enough junk food just in case he goes to prison, if not well he still pigs out anyway.

He might gain more weight in prison. It's not as if he is going to work out on the equipment or walk the yard. He'll probably be put in isolation. That happened with the 4channer who got sent to prison. He was such a dumb, smug cunt that the other inmates instinctively wanted to beat the shit out of him.

rabidtictac wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 07, 2022 5:40 am

He might gain more weight in prison. It's not as if he is going to work out on the equipment or walk the yard. He'll probably be put in isolation. That happened with the 4channer who got sent to prison. He was such a dumb, smug cunt that the other inmates instinctively wanted to beat the shit out of him.

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Boogie isn't going to do time. He's rich and rich people in America don't go to jail.

I questioned this part until I realized that his dumbfuck fans would send him endless cakes while he's locked up.

Rapeculture wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 07, 2022 5:50 am

rabidtictac wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 07, 2022 5:40 am

He might gain more weight in prison. It's not as if he is going to work out on the equipment or walk the yard. He'll probably be put in isolation. That happened with the 4channer who got sent to prison. He was such a dumb, smug cunt that the other inmates instinctively wanted to beat the shit out of him.

SpoilerShow

Boogie isn't going to do time. He's rich and rich people in America don't go to jail.

I questioned this part until I realized that his dumbfuck fans would send him endless cakes while he's locked up.

I'm just imagining him bribing the guards to get him food, having fans send him food from outside, the cuck roommate showing up with food to visit, and Boogie laying around in solitary all the time.

Funnily enough, in just a couple months, nearly half of the polls' votes will be obsolete :3

rabidtictac wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:02 am

I'm just imagining him bribing the guards to get him food, having fans send him food from outside, the cuck roommate showing up with food to visit, and Boogie laying around in solitary all the time.

If the guard won't bring him food and/or put him in solitary he'll eat his inmates.

Here is hoping for a steady health decline in following few years, no matter how many miracle pills the Butter Golem can swallow.

he's going to get a suspended sentence, a fine, and at most, serve 60 days in lockup.