- many, many men through History after the post-nut clarity.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Fri Aug 02, 2024 10:52 amHe should never have let that crazy bitch in his house in the first place.
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A pussy is a pussy is a pussy.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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I don't know how closely you followed that whole debacle but it's worth seeing their fight at her second visit (check Boglim Chronicles for that) and her bathroom breakout at her parent's place. Messica Jessica has that one, search for "I'm not doing anything!".
Jessica is, by far and I'm not saying this lightly, the most infuriating person I've ever observed in 38 years of life and over 20 years of way too much Internet use.
There's worse people in general out there, sure. Chomos are an easy example. I'd have those executed swiftly. Jessica doesn't deserve death in my opinion.
But what I'm saying is that she's most likely to be someone I'd personally kill in an absolute fit of rage. And I'm not at all someone to have those fits ever.
When we get down to it, there's only one type of person that gets me proper angry on an emotional level just by behaviour.
Daft, incompetent morons that ask me insanely stupid questions at the worst moment.
Jessica is the hidden second type. Perfect example:
*solid ten seconds of silence*
J:Are you ignoring me?!?!
C:No, I'm just not interjecting because you'd complain about getting interrupted.
J:But you didn't let me finish!
I'd kill her. If you locked me into a room for a day, she would not make 24 hours. I'd strangle her and probably stomp her into the ground into a pulp.
How she supposedly had abusive boyfriends and hasn't gotten killed yet is a greater mystery than the inside of a black hole.
Jessica is, by far and I'm not saying this lightly, the most infuriating person I've ever observed in 38 years of life and over 20 years of way too much Internet use.
There's worse people in general out there, sure. Chomos are an easy example. I'd have those executed swiftly. Jessica doesn't deserve death in my opinion.
But what I'm saying is that she's most likely to be someone I'd personally kill in an absolute fit of rage. And I'm not at all someone to have those fits ever.
When we get down to it, there's only one type of person that gets me proper angry on an emotional level just by behaviour.
Daft, incompetent morons that ask me insanely stupid questions at the worst moment.
Jessica is the hidden second type. Perfect example:
*solid ten seconds of silence*
J:Are you ignoring me?!?!
C:No, I'm just not interjecting because you'd complain about getting interrupted.
J:But you didn't let me finish!
I'd kill her. If you locked me into a room for a day, she would not make 24 hours. I'd strangle her and probably stomp her into the ground into a pulp.
How she supposedly had abusive boyfriends and hasn't gotten killed yet is a greater mystery than the inside of a black hole.
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Who knows if she really had abusive boyfriends or if they became woman-beaters specifically from having to deal with her every day.
I mean, I say she's crazy but I'm not shitposting. She's some kind of histrionic borderline nutso bitch. Watching her flip out while cleaning was hilarious. She was cursing and rambling about rape or some weird-ass shit. Lmao, as if whiskey dick would rape anything. Cobes was probably disgustingly grateful to get any pussy at all, because he's a pussybegging incel.
The post-nut clarity footage of Cobes was amazing. Looking at his face, you could see it had dawned on him how bad he fucked up.
I mean, I say she's crazy but I'm not shitposting. She's some kind of histrionic borderline nutso bitch. Watching her flip out while cleaning was hilarious. She was cursing and rambling about rape or some weird-ass shit. Lmao, as if whiskey dick would rape anything. Cobes was probably disgustingly grateful to get any pussy at all, because he's a pussybegging incel.
The post-nut clarity footage of Cobes was amazing. Looking at his face, you could see it had dawned on him how bad he fucked up.
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Her breaking down crying in his kitchen is my absolute favourite moment of that era.
Not because she's crying but because Cobes has Aryan Aaron over and right in the middle of her whining you hear Cobes in the background.
"What's up YouToob, it's Gothic King Cobra back again with another drink combo!"
Not because she's crying but because Cobes has Aryan Aaron over and right in the middle of her whining you hear Cobes in the background.
"What's up YouToob, it's Gothic King Cobra back again with another drink combo!"
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Having a girlfriend isn't as fun as watching Chaturbate or Family guy funny moments.
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The power of autism deflecting histrionic bitch manipulation is a beautiful thing to see.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2024 5:01 pmHer breaking down crying in his kitchen is my absolute favourite moment of that era.
Not because she's crying but because Cobes has Aryan Aaron over and right in the middle of her whining you hear Cobes in the background.
"What's up YouToob, it's Gothic King Cobra back again with another drink combo!"
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Histrionics have no power over the ill of mind. It's no use when both sides have fucked-up social skills.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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That's why wizards are so dangerous and formidable in battle.
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