Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Some Sick Fuck]

Well, it's either supposed to be the german disco clown in making, or her trying to be a hipster. I'll go with the clown. Either way, it's h0t. I'll need an extra dose of vicodin to calm myself down after that spectacle.

@Spoony's Ego You mean that The cleaning lady hairstyle isn't popular anymore?

[drisko]

She did describe herself as wanting to be the "cool aunt" in her family.

She seems more like the older cousin who used to be cool back in high school and keeps trying to pretend that fashion is still in style. Except I highly doubt she was ever popular.

[rabidtictac]

Who knows, Drisko. She is female. 8^)

No doubt she had a thousand thirsty cocks pressed up against her face at all times, if DHI's thirsty Lupa fans are any indication of her attractiveness to certain types of men.

[Kugelfisch]

Right, take away the internet nobody status and she's that boring girl that tries way too hard to be funny. Face it, she's got her second spring right now. She's never been so thirsted after all her life than she's now because she decided to partake in the cripple olympics with only a limp.

[Liar Revealed]

She looks like she got all her clothes from Paula Poundstone's dumpster.

[Chippah]

She looks like she got all her clothes from Paula Poundstone's dumpster.

Bitch is perfect for Brad.

[RAPEMAN]

She looks like she got all her clothes from Paula Poundstone's dumpster.

Bitch is perfect for Brad.

Implying they're not already fucking.

[Chippah]

She looks like she got all her clothes from Paula Poundstone's dumpster.

Bitch is perfect for Brad.

Implying they're not already fucking.

Whether they are or not though, she's still perfect for him.

[Ya Amber Heard Me?!]

I wish she was my "cool" aunt. I'd be tapping that up and down the street.

[Kugelfisch]

Your weird liking of family members might explain your shit taste in women.