NCunt: Black Cocks Only

[Guest]

Okay, so I'm watching Ousama King which is up to 3 episodes. In the show it's established that our deaf-mute prince is passed over for kingship, and he is going on an adventure. And all the kings are ranked in a kind of game of kings between them to see who is the best. Just with this it establishes a premise that can spawn a potentially limitless series. First the adventure, then becoming king himself, and then ranking up to #1 King. How could someone with such disadvantages overcome all their obstacles? It creates interest in the reader, and could take forever to tell. Depending on sales of course.

What does this have to do with Lindsay? Because she's on her second book in a supposedly sprawling series and it's already running on fumes by book 2. How could this be the new Dune if she can barely keep it going this early on?

[Guest]

I really do wonder how she managed to get her shitty fanfiction published (because that's all this is: a bad fanfiction). Does she really suck a dick that good?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

All of your vanity projects can be realized if you have the right connections and/or enough money.

I am a little "disappointed" that the aliens, despite having evolved beyond the need for making babbies the old fashioned way and archaic sexes and shit, don't seem to get any made up pronouns.

NCunt is a straight-up TERF, dude. Didn't she make fun of IronLiz before?

Are sandworms famed French kissers or something?
If she's referring to the tongue and not the guy, shouldn't that be "like it was", and not 'he'?
I get it, it's a Dune reference but I can't make sense of it.

I think she's trying to conjure up the image of a sandworm plunging into the sand, and equating it with a tongue getting shoved into her mouth.
Still weird, though.

[Guest]

I think she's trying to conjure up the image of a sandworm plunging into the sand, and equating it with a tongue getting shoved into her mouth.

Maybe she's trying to conjure up the image of sex. Her low-t husbando must be pushing rope, especially with that fucking sow.

[Guest]

I really do wonder how she managed to get her shitty fanfiction published (because that's all this is: a bad fanfiction). Does she really suck a dick that good?

Yes. I know from personal experience.

[Oengae]

She must have been thinking she could either write a simile to bolster her geek girl cred or some material to titilate her catlady readers and she ended up with something that does neither. Their pussies must have been dryer than Arakis, the planet featured in Frank Herbert's Dune (look at me I read science fiction I'm a HUGE nerd) after reading that.

Speaking of dry pussies, Lindsay's self-insert's love life sounds like Lindsay's. A faux-bisexual who goes to dyke bars but doesn't eat muff and lets the remaining dude at last call rail her. And her dream husbando is a pale sperg who can read her mind to attend to her every need but still has to ask consent for every touch.

[Guest]

Speaking of dry pussies, Lindsay's self-insert's love life sounds like Lindsay's

Um, did you read the last page? That's what everyone else has been saying

[Le Redditeur]

I really do wonder how she managed to get her shitty fanfiction published (because that's all this is: a bad fanfiction). Does she really suck a dick that good?

Yes. I know from personal experience.

Hi Benzaie, how's France these days?

[Moe Bitches]

I really do wonder how she managed to get her shitty fanfiction published (because that's all this is: a bad fanfiction). Does she really suck a dick that good?

Yes. I know from personal experience.

Hi Benzaie, how's France these days?

WHOOoooooo?

[Guest]

Hi Benzaie, how's France these days?

A shithole