NCunt: Black Cocks Only

[ban]

If they didn't, they wouldn't be able monetize the site. It was a sacrifice the admins had to do - after just hiding it behind some admin-only age as area, of course.

You mean more than one. After all, Bulba Garden and Bulbapedia's debacles regarding underage sex trafficking made them wake up and add it behind a second hidden forum. GENIUS!

[Newhalf]

this whole "pantheon" thing

Tell me about the pantheon thing. If it's good for a laugh.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Basically any suffciently popular movie/series on TVTropes has a "pantheon" sub page, where every major character is described as a "God of X".

• Son Goku, God of Super Modes and Co-God of of the Kamehame Hadoken (Son Gokou, Son Gokuh, Son Gokuu, Kakarot, Kakarrot, Kakarotto, Carrot Cake, Son-Kuh, Son-Kun, The Hope of the Universe, Number One, The Tenacious Super Saiyan, The Champion of Christmas, Dumbass, Paragon till Death, Sun Wukong) as a Greater God and member of the Powerhouse Trio
• Bulma, Goddess of Hot Scientists (Bulma Briefs, Bloomers) as a Demigoddess in the Hall of Physical Attractiveness (House of Personal Appearance)
• Master Roshi, God of Dirty Old Men (Muten Roshi, Turtle Hermit) as a Lesser God in the Halls of Male and Female Traits (House of Gender) and Lustful Behavior (House of Love and Affection)
• Yamcha, God of Memetic Losers as a Lesser God in the Hall of Memes (House of Popularity)
  Son Chi-Chi, Goddess of Unopposed and Scary Mothers as a Demigoddess in the Hall of Mothers (House of Family and Relatives)

This "House of X" stuff links to further pantheon sites where they list the "gods" that belong to that house.
I literally have no idea what the point of this is (other than to catalogue stuff for the sake of cataloguing stuff). It's some peak Time Cube shit.

(And I'd say a good number of those various epithets are based on DBZ Abridge, because of course they do.)

[Kugelfisch]

I feel a bit dumber just for knowing about that now. Thanks, VORP.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Apparently these pantheons are also used as the basis for multi-media crossover fanfics, but I'm not gonna do any more research on that. My brain already feels like I've read the Necronomicon.

[Newhalf]

That is pretty dumb.. I have no words, even.
Last time I read some snippets on TVtropes was many years back and I either didn't find this insanity or it was before that existed.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The internet's continual evolution towards ever-greater autism has caused TVTropes' obessesion with tropes to turn into some kind of grey goo scenario.

[Guest]

At least its not the white goo scenario most TV tropes pages turn into.
Reading that bit about Burma being the queen of hot scientists gave me the same feeling I had when I heard Alexander Gordon Jahans describe that tranny who associated with Jim Sterling (the one who wasn't Jim Sterling himself) as the "Queen of Butts."

[Venomous Masculinity]

I'm glad I've never seen this TV Tropes forum or whatever. The fuck.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That's just a regular site on TVTropes. I don't even want to imagine what their forum is like.