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Re: KingCobraJFS

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:38 am
by Kugelfisch
Y'all have a bad habit of of sending spicy fanmail and recording unique home videos.

Re: KingCobraJFS

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 1:31 pm
by Uguuboi
Everything after Vespertine sucks. I mean this in the most disrespectful way possible.

Re: KingCobraJFS

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:44 pm
by Kugelfisch
Cobes hasn't been packing anything so far. Instead, he found it more pertinent to make a drink combo already drunk and later order a Little Ceasar's pizza and dumping copious amounts of crap on it hours later, heat it up in the oven and then letting it cool off overnight on the counter, as one does.



At least he got his garlic butter cups. He would've spent hours looping about it if he hadn't.

Re: KingCobraJFS

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 11:06 pm
by rabidtictac
I don't understand this "cooling overnight on the counter" thing. Is this a particular retardation for this lolcow? Who the fuck told him that was okay to do? Does he think that because high% alcohol doesn't spoil if left out, that therefore nothing does?

I assume him being always drunk/high slurring on video is normal for this cow.

Re: KingCobraJFS

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 11:43 pm
by Kugelfisch
His alcoholism has gotten way worse over the years.
The running theory is that he leaves stuff to cool off because his teeth are beyond fucked. Why for so many hours? Probably because he passes out drunk. He does that about two times a day by now.

Re: KingCobraJFS

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:45 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
The bugs living in his kitchen need time to crawl inside the food, and give it that little extra flavor.

Re: KingCobraJFS

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 8:47 am
by ebin namefag
>putting the cardboard pizza box in the oven

Re: KingCobraJFS

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 8:53 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
It is to capture the fat oozing from the pizza.