Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh, come one. That's just is usual unfunny stream of consciousness tweet nonsense.

And I'll doubt Lupa will react. They've all been fairly consistent in avoiding engagement with The Crazy One.

[RedLine]

I think Spoony is on drugs.

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‪Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 2h
I had a dream about a made-up Hallmark Christmas-in-July movie.

VO: Vlad the Impaler used to be a real Grinch until...!

*record scratch*

VO: He found himself in modern New York City.

Vlad's Sassy Gay Black Friend: Say WHAAAAT!

VO: Adam Sandler is Vlad the Impaler in...

‪Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 2h
VO: Now he's got to get this this girl's heart... the *hard* way!

Vlad: No! No! No!

Love Interest: Well how would *you* decorate the front yard?!

("Baby It's Cold Outside" abruptly stops)

Vlad: *shrug* Vith the impaled bodies of my enemies.

Love Interest: *giggles*

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Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 1h
And because it's an Adam Sandler movie we have to have a scene where Vlad the Impaler goes to Applebee's, or something.

Damn, he's still got a 199mph comedy fastball. Give him Colbert's show.

[Complicity]

I think Spoony is on drugs.

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‪Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 2h
I had a dream about a made-up Hallmark Christmas-in-July movie.

VO: Vlad the Impaler used to be a real Grinch until...!

*record scratch*

VO: He found himself in modern New York City.

Vlad's Sassy Gay Black Friend: Say WHAAAAT!

VO: Adam Sandler is Vlad the Impaler in...

‪Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 2h
VO: Now he's got to get this this girl's heart... the *hard* way!

Vlad: No! No! No!

Love Interest: Well how would *you* decorate the front yard?!

("Baby It's Cold Outside" abruptly stops)

Vlad: *shrug* Vith the impaled bodies of my enemies.

Love Interest: *giggles*

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Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 1h
And because it's an Adam Sandler movie we have to have a scene where Vlad the Impaler goes to Applebee's, or something.

Damn, he's still got a 199mph comedy fastball. Give him Colbert's show.

That's exactly why he's whipping out his grade A material.
Those producers will flood him with calls any second now!

[Le Redditeur]

Stephen Colbert Went Into THE BLAGHOLE

[RedLine]

You're in my way, Sir.

[pibbs]

BE-TRAY-AL!! Betrayed ME!

[Complicity]

You're in my way, Sir.

Karamello Anthony stares back at him

[Rushy]

BE-TRAY-AL!! Betrayed ME!

Cue five minute skit where Noah strips down, followed by him stuttering about how his mind gets carried away

[pibbs]

Mr. Wrestle Wrestle can't help being a cunt either.

‪Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 2h
Hulk Hogan has passed away. Sadly, I can think of nothing nice to say at this time, so I will simply leave it at that.

[pibbs]

‪Noah Antwiler‬ @thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 1h
Meanwhile, in Parts Unknown...


I guess implying he's in hell?