Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[RedLine]

Her extreme obesity has rendered her nearly immobile. It is surprising she hasn't ended up on a deathfat scooter yet.

[Kugelfisch]

She's too lazy to apply for one.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And too afraid to drive.

[Singh'sSpot]

And crash into one of the aisles.

[wulfenlord]

I didn't yet find it again in the hundreds of pages, which gnaws at my sperg honor, but I believe she already owns a deathfat vehicle. What I can pinpoint at is it has to be before October of last year.

Ugh. Look at Mother Therese again.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What a truly selfless soul, helping out both her stalker target and her own mother *swoon*

[mad bum]

Giving away the taxpayer dollars like that, how selfless.

[Liar Revealed]

This is the image I had of retarded people back in the day.

I had no idea tards as self-centered as Chris-chan and Hogwart existed.

[wulfenlord]

Live Wire Excrementory Grindfucker* Edition ~ June pt.2

Prescription - Part V (mislabeled as IV in the upload)


Booyah, Spoony tackles the rest of the 10 hour campaign with his pea-brain after 12 hours. Hope he doesn't stress himself too bad. His health, after all, comes first.

Shootinggallery__Andy & Karateka Jinson are having a field day dominating the chat with their own backseat gaming. Meanwhile, some Cucknadian version of Benedetto the Sage called "Fade Dragontear" outs himself as a Spoony nutsack connoiseur, though his reviews struggle to break 1000 views, he somehow managed to buy himself more subscribers than FilmBald & Armzgurl combined.
Again, a measly begging rate, some 75$ for 4,5 hours.

Blasphemer encore (part III)


Only a half hour stream? Did some important health issues come up? Nah, being a thinskinned faggot, he took it personally that a MetroidVania exploration game didn't tell him where to go, so he rage pissquit. And that when his paypigs were just warming up and already matched the donations from last stream. Noah really knows how to please an audience :3

Pathologos 2 pt. 2


Boring slog of a Bratislava Walking Simulator - Even such a sucker for shitty adventures as Noah lost interest after an hour and made it out with meager 25 bucks.


Live Wire Excrementory Grindfucker Edition ~ June pt.3

Hyndemyth


Poor-man's-Banner Saga, let's goooo! And if I'd describe the art assets as ripped straight from Newgrounds, it would be an insult to NG. Spoony even tried to rationalize his shitty choice by saying that his gaming rig can't handle more graphically intense games, but fuck is this an ugly stinker.

Viewers (and even Shmup__Andy) agree on this, and other than 2 oblivious donations out of left field of 20$ each no money is earned.

The Coin Game


Next up we have an uncanny valley tour of a children's Arcade Think of the Casino/dream sequence in Duke Nukem Forever without ANY of the appeal, which was only in short supply there. What's next? Cookie Clicker?! Donors seem to agree as well, only the odd 35-40$ coming from Dark Timez survivors thanking him for his herculean effort of still breathing.

SMT: Devil Trigger - Soul Fuckers


*sigh* 50 bucks in three quarters of an hour, and Spoony stops milking the weebs for more, though it's understandable, because his PC emulation works like shit, with constant stuttering and framerate in the low 20s.


Peta Simulator: MonHun Rise


Well, look at Mr. Spending Pants Antwhiler, getting AAA titles for full price and shit. Again, it was easy to keep track of donations, only 50 dorrah for this Witcher 3 - Romance of the 3 Kingdoms Edition.

All in all, 700$ (give or take a tenner) for his streaming efforts in June.

* This is a mighty fine band, something like JBO for Grindcore - check 'em:

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[Complicity]

I wonder if regular panhandlers on the streets make more money than him in a month.