DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[rabidtictac]

This is the dsp attempted fat funny meme man video. Don't click to watch unless you have Adblock installed. I'll post a mirror when a good one is up.

This is what all the pictures were from AFAIK. DSP fake as fuck in this and just trying to shill and clown for children shekels. He is everything he claims to hate when he talks about other youtubers and streamers.

[Kama]

That's true. He did show his man tiddies with that shower video. Yet he claims he's above the titty streamers lol.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think he's throwing a bunch of shit at the wall to see if anything can replace his video game streams he hates so much.

This goes without saying, but it has to be said nonetheless, he looks terrible.

The perfect creepy uncle nobody wanted. This is my favourite:

Steven Seagal's bastard son?

[Some Sick Fuck]

That came to my mind as well, there are some similarities - Seagal also doesn't show any emotions besides apathy, is disgustingly overweight (far more than Phil), and has shitty hair and beard.

[Charlar]

That came to my mind as well, there are some similarities - Seagal also doesn't show any emotions besides apathy, is disgustingly overweight (far more than Phil), and has shitty hair and beard.

On the other hand Seagal wasn't always a failure like DSP has always been

[Some Sick Fuck]

Yes, but he was failure for longer than Phil has been nobody. Seagal did few good movies in late eighties and very early nineties and then it was only downhill for him - he switched aikido for burgers, body doubles and guns with infinite magazines. At the same time, Phil's whole life is a failure.

[Charlar]

Yes, but he was failure for longer than Phil has been nobody. Seagal did few good movies in late eighties and very early nineties and then it was only downhill for him - he switched aikido for burgers, body doubles and guns with infinite magazines. At the same time, Phil's whole life is a failure.

Phil was a failure before he was even conceived

[AdorableOtter]

Seagal shit his pants when he was choked out but it was not recorded, Phil jerked off on camera.
Seagal doesn't have hair, Phil does.

Looks like a tie to me.

[Charlar]

Seagal shit his pants when he was choked out but it was not recorded, Phil jerked off on camera.
Seagal doesn't have hair, Phil does.

Looks like a tie to me.

Phil never did anything good, Seagal can be argued to have been in good movies

[da PAC Nigguh]

Under Siege was fucking great.