DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[da PAC Nigguh]

Some SJW tried Tweeting Warhorse Studios to report Daniel Vavra as a racist.

[Guest]

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[rabidtictac]

He's been dropping hints about doing an april fundraiser to get even more money so he can pay his taxes which he apparently never budgets for.

DSP is also hinting around that his girlfriend can't possibly be doxed, aka "please dox her trollz so I can beg for free money and sympathy."

DSP also contradicts his narrative that babysitting videos takes him hours:

[Angelfire Memes]

"She has no social media presence so you can't dox her, losers! Ha ha!"

It's not the stupidity that gets me, it's the absolute certainty with which he says these things, acting like he's an expert in all things. Phil knows nothing about computers whatsoever. He can't even organise his desktop for crying out loud.

But yeah, he's obviously trying to bait the detractors into doxing her to feed his narrative. Remarkable how Phil only sees people in the context of what they can do for him.

Chance to get in on day one with the next massively hyped action RPG? Lel no I've never heard of it so it's trash. Why does someone so absurdly greedy find so many ways to give up easy money.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

DSP is truly the fool of fools. You give him a pot of gold and, and he'll deny the offer because it doesn't look edible.

[da PAC Nigguh]

He's a true, no-shit pathological liar. It's no wonder he has zero friends in the real world.

[Angelfire Memes]

A current year TIHYDP that isn't horrifically boring. It's really remarkable how much worse this playthrough is than his first go round. The chat holds his hand all the way through and he still can't play the game for shit. In terms of his gameplay and commentary it's awful, but there's a morbid fascination for me at how someone could be this unintentionally bad at a game they've played before.

[rabidtictac]

He's currently playing SotC while shitting on monster hunter for being "the same thing over and over." Top kek

[Angelfire Memes]

Monhun beta must've fucking bodied Phil for him to hate it this much. I love SOTC, but we all know the reason he's playing it is because it's easy. Also DSP >implying there is no strategy in Monhun of all fucking games.

Looks like the business genius has done it again. I'm a little disappointed we won't see him repeatedly starve to death because of bugged eating mechanics, but oh well. The little "indie" title with the multimillion dollar budget and global marketing blitz won't get the DSP treatment.

[rabidtictac]

He sure loves throwing away free popularity. Monster Hunter World, DBFZ, Kingdom Come and Dissidia. Any one of them could have boosted his numbers. They're all reasonably popular games, but MHW is the big one in the room (along with DBFZ) that he's very obviously ducking to his own loss.